Can you make me laugh?

Question

well, can you?

prove it.

;)

Answer 1

You can look at my 8===D if you'd like.

Most girls laugh at that...

I can provide photographic evidence if you'd really like, but it's a bit blurred and I put a mini cape on it.

Oh, Soooper!

I hate the fact that it's got more photo's on the internet than my face.

I have more p***s envy than Electra...

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I just answered a question about someone worried that masturbating with an hairbrush was more important than their hymen (yeah... I'm more interested in the first part too...) but it was deleted before I posted my answer...

DAMMIT!

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You know, you'll laugh easier if you hold a pencil or pen in your mouth, like a bit - it forces your mouth into a smile...

We used to use that one at the club for the Compere.

Who wants to see Viz the Spoon being drunk when they want to see Punk Music?

"You know wot?! It's the shame poems evvery week! Jus' wiv more SWEARIN' HUR HUR HUR!"

Great man. Great sense of humour (hmmm...) but bad dreadlocks. Just wish it was memorable enough for me to remember... I don't really remember much from those days though...

He was funny though. Cos he was such a drunken t**t.

Maybe it was just the pencils, really, cos anyone who dropped one cos they were laughing got ripped into so badly! (Badly as in he was rubbish, but the pencils made it funny...)

See. I'm not really a pervert.

It's great being English - I can say Bollox and t**t without getting the censor stars for saying ***. Donkey.

How I am supposed to answer plumbing questions if I can't say stopc*ck?

Answer 2

A different Red Riding Hood joke

Little Red Riding Hood was walking along the path to bring a basket of goodies to Granny's house. She came around a turn in the path and a wolf stepped out from behind a tree.

"What do you have in your basket little girl?"

"I have some goodies which I am bringing to my Granny", she replied.

"Oh" said the wolf, and began to walk away in the opposite direction.

"Wait a minute", Red said. "Aren't you going to run to my Granny's house, eat her up, put on her clothes and wait for me to knock at the door?"

"Look kid", said the wolf, "I may be a big bad wolf, but I'm not a cross-dressing big bad wolf".

Answer 3

Sure, LAUGH or I'll kill you!  Hope it worked, for your sake.

Answer 4

lol my laughter is so contagious

have a great day :)

Answer 5

just look in the mirror and u will laugh. i dont have to do anything

Answer 6

Not sure if I can say this but here is a joke about little red ridding hood.

Little red was on her way to grandma's house when she runs into a pig. The pig says "stop the wolf is going to pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red underwear and f--k the little red socks off you." little red ridding hood pats her little red purse and says no he isn't.

She continues down the forest and as she meets new animals they say the same thing to her.

All of a sudden she gets to the big bad wolf. He huffs and puffs and states that he will pull up her dress, pull down her underpants and f--k the sock off of her.

Little red ridding hood goes into her little red purse and pulls a little red gun out and says::::::

No your not your going to EAT me like the story says.!!!

Answer 7

Why don't you laugh. Laugh.....Laugh.....Laugh..... Laughing will improve your Health through it you will be Wealthy and then you will be Wise to Laugh for ever it Costs nothing. Do you Know Several people are Purchasing the Laugh from Laughing Clubs.Laugh!!!!!.....Laugh!!!!!.....Laug... for ever

Answer 8

A SMILING POEM!

Smiling is infectious you can catch it like the flu, when someone smiled at me today I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin,When he smiled,I realised I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about the smile,then I realised It's worth,A single smile like mine could travel round the earth.

If you feel a smile begin don't leave it undetected,Let's start an epidemic quick and get the world Infected!!