Can you make me smile?

Question

My friend very sick lately and counting days. can you make me smile?

Answer 1

Put your two index fingers on both sides of your lips... And pull

Answer 2

Maybe this joke will make you smile?!

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, the son of a bitc... is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bitc... is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you

teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a bitc... is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Answer 3

yes!!1

illl come to yur house(dependin where yu live) and hold yur lips each side and stretch them(that makes a smile)

lols

if it makes yu happy ill give yu  a satr(i wuld even though yu wot feele happy)

but yu no these are the obstacles in life

and hope yur friend gets well soon and jus pray for her!!

*

Answer 4

i hope this makes you laugh

YO YO YO YIPPY YO

YIPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Answer 5

thats life!!!!!!!!!!!!! bordome and pain

Answer 6

Three old friends pass away together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they arrive, St. Peter says, "We have only one rule here in Heaven... don't step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven and, sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, one of the friends accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman the man has ever seen.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second friend accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman.

He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first friend.

The third friend observes all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps.

He manages to go months without stepping on any duck but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on... a very tall, tan, curvaceous, s**y blonde.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The man asks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?"

The women replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

PEACE =D

Answer 7

No I can't. But I would just like to tell you. Laugh, because it is fun and is also really good for, it makes you perform better at work or school. :)

Answer 8

step one

say I b4 all the words

1) words

2) these

3) all

4) say

5) you

6) made

7) I

8) believe

9) can't

10) I

Step two

say I after all these words

1) words

2) these

3) all

4) say

5) you

6) made

7) I

8) believe

9) can't

10) I

Step 3

say I b4 and after all these words

1) words

2) these

3) all

4) say

5) you

6) made

7) I

8) believe

9) can't

10) I

Finlay read the words from 10 to 1

I1) words

2) these

3) all

4) say

5) you

6) made

7) I

8) believe

9) can't

10) I

hope this made you smile

there are many versions of this joke

Answer 9

Google the poem when tomorrow starts without me.  It will help after your friends passing.  I wish you luck.  Be strong.