Can you make up your limerick poem? if so,try it now.?

Question

ex:

there was a girl with big eyes

that were puffy and round in size

everybody she knew

was mean and cruel

and now she sits in depise

Answer 1

There once was a girl from Leicester

And her teacher decided to test her

'2+2=5' he said

It really messed with her head

And now she's on the liqueur

Answer 2

there was a young dog called roxy

who was very clever and foxy

jumped up on  the table

grabed food when she's able  

and now she's  nick named poxy

.

(no kidding ,she got away with sushi,quiche ,muffins ..etc..)

this is an old  favourite :

there was a young man from kent

whose tool was some what bent ,

to save him the trouble

he'd fold it up double

so, instead of coming he went .!!!