Can you name some funny movie quotes, and what movie they are from?

Question

Can you name some funny movie quotes, and what movie they are from?

Answer 1

40 Year Old Virgin:

Trish: Do you have protection?

Andy: I don't believe in guns.

Dark Helmet, Space Balls:

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective:

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Arthur: I am your king!

Peasant: Well I didn't vote for you.

Zoolander:

Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Derek Zoolander: And?

Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

Answer 2

"I'm sorry if i'm an inconvenience to your perfect existence!!!!!" *scrambles down the hall* - Scream

Garth:  "You can take a flying... **aeroplane noises**                  

..until the handle breaks off..... **aeroplane noises**....              

and you have to find a doctor to pull it out again..."  

                  

Wayne: Kiss your mother with that mouth?          

You've gone mental.

I'm getting out of here, Damien.

-Wayne's world

What is this.. a school for ANTS?

-Zoolander

Answer 3

'pc loadletter, what the F**k does that mean?' from the movie Office Space.

'it looks like a co-op for parakeets' (referring to her hair) from the movie that is out in theaters now, Made of Honor.

theres two, I'll let you know if I can come up with anymore.

Answer 4

Here are some of my favourites:

Office Space

Peter Gibbons - 'It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care'

Samir Nagheenanjar - 'No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar'.

Love Actually

Prime Minister: Who do you have to s***w around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?

Billy Mack: [having just sung the words "Love is all around me" instead of "Christmas is all around me" yet again]

'Oh! **** **** bugger shitting **** head and hole!'

Bridget Jones' Diary

Daniel Cleaver - '**** me, I love Keats'

Bridget: (Interviewer: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon?)

'It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out'

Answer 5

Edna Turnblad: Well, I had a dream that I would own a coin-operated laundromat but I came down from that cloud real quickly!

from hairspray (love that film)

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Answer 6

in Taxi

Belle: We've gotta play to your strengths. And thinkin ain't one of them.