Can you name three things you can't trust?

Question

Mine are

1. Politicians

2. The Bathroom Mirror

3. Farts

Any others? remember 3 only please.

Answer 1

a can't stand a thef liar cheeter..

Answer 2

The government

The news media

The weather report

Answer 3

people i dont know

snakes

hobos...haha

Answer 4

1) A skinny chef.

2) A dentist with seven teeth.

3) A lawyer in handcuffs.

Answer 5

i dont get about the bathroom mirror. but it seems like i cant trust myself. although i should. well i cant trust human beings. thats all i can remember 4 now. it seems tough to me.lol :P

Answer 6

1. government

2. x-boyfriends (the bad ones)

3. internet dating sights.

Answer 7

1) my new "girlfriend" who says she lives in Kansas, but I'm almost positive she's (he's) an inmate with access to the warden's computer

2) When my uncle plays "doctor" with me and for some reason I always have colon cancer

3) When my neighbor (who just got a new pair of binoculars and is missing an eye level piece to his blinds) turns off his lights when I change

-that happens to everyone though, right?

Answer 8

1.  thin ice

2.  political promises

3.  tomorrow

Answer 9

1.the water inside water bottles(when they say its "natural spring water")

2."love compatibility" sites

3.plugs(the power cord thigs that connect to the wall)

Answer 10

1. News Media.

2.People that you work with.

3.Life insurance.

Answer 11

1. The media

2. Religion

3. Politicians