Can you or will you answer these"you really don't have to do any thinking" questions that are somewhat hockey?

Question

1) When you are in the Stanley Cup finals, are you even “in the mood” for anything, or are you too exhausted?

2) Why aren’t keyboard/typewriters in the order of “ABCD..YZ”?

3) If you won the Stanley Cup & you had the choice of using your real name OR any other named you desired, would you pick your real name or some silly name like Saucy Heferliopus?

4) When is the last time you bought bubbles? Did you ever knock the bottle over and try to use dish soap & water as a substitute?…not really the same….is it?

5) Do fans banging on the glass annoy you?………A bit of overkill?…I am sure the players don’t give a c**p about banging on the glass by now…..Right?

6) 40 ounces of warm Magnum Malt liquor, creamed corn, a t-bone of fat, liver, vomit from Donald Trump, or 6-year-old fruitcake. Which is best to consume?

Answer 1

1) Well Depending on how my team is doing

2) I've always wondered that...

3) My real name for sure

4) Lmaooo...Yup. The last time i bought them i was probably in the 5th grade.

5) No, Because if i were on the glass i'd be banging it too. wait that didn't sound right. Scratch that.

6) Liver. Liver is actually pretty good <I'm being serious. Sheep Liver.

Answer 2

1) Nah...I sit on my lazy *** all day.lol

2) I don't really know...maybe they figured that having it all scrambled up would make it easier to type.

3) I would put something where it would be an internet meme....you know...EVERYONE loves Mudkips.

4) I haven't used/baught bubbles since I was like....8 years old.

5) Yeah there's really no point...your just gonna be hurting your fists/arms.

6) I guess creamed corn.

Answer 3

1.) It depends what.

2.) They're ordered, supposedly, by frquency of letters used.

3.) I would pick my real name.  Right now, Saucy Heferlipous is a funny name.  When you're 80 and showing your grandkids your name on the Sanley Cup...not so funny.  It's like getting a tattoo.  Fun when you're young, gross and saggy when you're old.

4.) Soap and water is a scam!  It doesn't work!  I haven't bought bubbles since I was really young, like 8, but I found special, non-popping bubbles at my friend's house and blew them!

5.) It really is annoying.  I think players get annoyed when the opposing team is banging on the glass and being really jerkish.

6.) Creamed corn.

Answer 4

1. They actually discourage s*x (it's okay, Hales, the majority of us are mature enough to use that word....i think...) before any athletic competition. I remember hearing former 100m world record holder, Donovan Bailey, not getting any for the previous six months before he made his 9.84 seconds in Atlanta.

2. Because whoever made the keyboard was high?

3. My real name!

4. I think I was eight...

5. Not really.

6. Give me the liquor.

Answer 5

1)too exhausted, to concentrated, what's the difference?

2) because im pretty sure the alphabet goes ABCDEFG.

3) My real name! Mike Hock..

4) your right.. when i was younger.. it really doesn't work well..

5) They don't bother me.. im sure the fans dont care.. they dont even pay attention

6) mm.. creamed corn..

Answer 6

just  as long as im home for the game, no problem

i've always wondered that

Real name

i guess not

i think it adds more intesity to the game

liver

Answer 7

I guess I will...

1)  Oh I'm in the mood to watch the game!

2)  cuz... there stupid like Bettman.

3)  I'd use mine... a chance with my name on the Cup... SIGNE ME UP

4)  lol haha... not to long ago actually.... and yes i tried... and no its not the same :(

5)  Well if its wings fan i don't care, but other fans it bugs me lol.

6) Pass.

Answer 8

1) When you are in the Stanley Cup finals, are you even “in the mood” for anything, or are you too exhausted?

- I'm always in the mood for Indoor Olympics.

2) Why aren’t keyboard/typewriters in the order of “ABCD..YZ”?

- My hands are so gnarled by arthritis that it is best that keyboard letters are arranged the way they are.

3) If you won the Stanley Cup & you had the choice of using your real name OR any other named you desired, would you pick your real name or some silly name like Saucy Heferliopus?

- I'd have it stamped in gold baby!

4) When is the last time you bought bubbles? Did you ever knock the bottle over and try to use dish soap & water as a substitute?…not really the same….is it?

- Hmmm, don't know what you are referring to, but it sounds kinky.....

5) Do fans banging on the glass annoy you?………A bit of overkill?…I am sure the players don’t give a c**p about banging on the glass by now…..Right?

- I liked what James Caan did when he was in the film "Rollerball" and I would do the same, but as a spectator I think they are just asking to be food targets when they do that.

6) 40 ounces of warm Magnum Malt liquor, creamed corn, a t-bone of fat, liver, vomit from Donald Trump, or 6-year-old fruitcake. Which is best to consume?

- Starvation never seemed so attractive.

Answer 9

1) This year I've been exhausted.

2) ...you said there was no thinking in this ;)

3) I would use my real name. I'd want people to remember me.

4) Its been a while. I can't remember the last time I bought bubbles, but I used some last year for the 4th of july.

5) Yeah it annoys me, but not that much. The players have prolly gotten used to it.

6) 6year old fruitcake.... eww

Answer 10

I will answer 2.

early keyboards were prone to jamming, especially when high usage letters were clustered together. The arrangement allowed for rapid typing with minimal key jamming

Answer 11

1.  Anyone playing in the Stanley Cup Finals should be appreciating the moment for all it's worth - they can sleep afterwards.

2.  They are all right - my typing teacher explained the jamming thing.

3.  Heck, it would be quite an achievement for me to get my name anywhere near, so sure, my own name.

4.  Pretty recently - I have kids - and yes, and no!

5.  I've found myself doing it, so it would be wrong to criticise.  Just keep me at a safe distance from the telly.

6.  This is the bit I wanted to tell you, lol!  Where I come from, the fruitcake is made to improve with age, so my mother in law makes her Christmas cake in September, and feeds it whisky or brandy for 3 months.  Properly stored, it can be good for at least a couple of years, and frozen, it's not unreasonable to be delicious after 6 years.  I'm on a one-cook campaign to redeem the merits of fruitcake in this country!  Look up Delia Smith.......

Answer 12

1.  It's 1:17am, and I'm in the middle of a presentation for a VP tomorrow...........so, I'm in the mood for a lackie who knows MS-PowerPoint so I can go have a beer before last call!

2.  Because they aren't.  

3.  My real name................I want to milk that for everything I can get!

4.  I was in University............so about 20 years ago.  We had to buy them for a biophysics experiment on surface tension.

5.  When I go to a game, I've never been close enough to the ice to have to worry about glass bangers.

6.  Well.....................you already know what I think of liver and creamed corn.  I'm overweight so the T-Bone of fat is out of the question.  Donald Trump's vomit?  No thanks.  Fruit Cake?  Not for me.  A quick look at my favour beer site shows that Magnum Malt Liquor ranks 17604 out of 17639 beers.  That means there are 35 beers worse, and since I've had 5 of the beers in that 35 (Milwaukee's Best, Budweiser, Bud Light, Coors Light, and Busch), how bad can Magnum Malt Liquor be?

http://www.beerpal.com/Magnum-Malt-Liquo...

Answer 13

1. only in the mood to watch the game

2. i don't know

3. my real name

4. a few weeks ago. yes yesterday. no

5. yes

6. creamed corn i guess

Answer 14

1) I'm way too exhausted.

2) Because they dont like making it easy on us.

3) Why not both? My fake name would be Mike Hunt or Mike Hock!

4) LOL...i had a bubble bath like 2 years ago.

5) Sometimes if they keep screaming and going insane...im sure veterans dont mind it and used to it but i can see it getting in the way of a guy like Hudler or Filppula.

6) 40 ounces of warm Magnum Malt liquor!

Answer 15

Give me the 40, with a side of the creamed corn.

Answer 16

1) Oh, I try not to be too exhausted for that...if that's what you're talking about.

2) Because that would be too logical.

3) I'd use my real name!  Then I'd have proof, lol.

4) About a month or so ago we bought Mr. Bubbles for our daughter.

5) Meh, it's not that bad.  I don't pay attention to it.

6) Creamed corn.  I love creamed corn, especially with mashed taters.

Answer 17

1. I'm in the mood ....for a nap.

2. Ask Al Gore heehehehe

3. That's a tough choice I mean do I really want to die loling knowing that Master Puck Bunny Slayer is on the SC or my real name? hmm ok MPBS it is.

4. I had a bubble bath yestereday..very relaxing

5. Yes. It reminds me of the apes at the zoo.

6. fruitcacke

Answer 18

Yes

No idea

Real name

Oh, my. Years at least

No, I find it great.

I'll take the creamed corn

Answer 19

is medication something you are normally force fed by your caretaker and you just decided to skip it today, despite what Dr. Anderson warns you about you losing your mind?

Answer 20

1) When you are in the Stanley Cup finals, are you even “in the mood” for anything, or are you too exhausted?

When my team is in it, you mean?  I'm too nervous to do anything during the games... I've never played in them heh.

2) Why aren’t keyboard/typewriters in the order of “ABCD..YZ”?

Actually... to make you type slower.  The original keyboards (as someone else said) were arranged this way, and the keys would jam because people got too adept at using them.  So, they rearranged (to the current QWERTY) the letters to make it harder to type.  This way, about 60% of typing is done with the left hand, and most of it is not on the home-row.... which alleviated the jamming issue.  While it would not be an issue nowadays... people have gotten used to these and they're not switching back.

3) If you won the Stanley Cup & you had the choice of using your real name OR any other named you desired, would you pick your real name or some silly name like Saucy Heferliopus?

I'd use my real name the first time... THEN use some cracked out names.

4) When is the last time you bought bubbles? Did you ever knock the bottle over and try to use dish soap & water as a substitute?…not really the same….is it?

I bought them a few years ago, when I worked at a camp for disabled children.  I used to try to use homemade bubble solution... and they always popped and got in my eyes. :(.

5) Do fans banging on the glass annoy you?………A bit of overkill?…I am sure the players don’t give a c**p about banging on the glass by now…..Right?

No, I love passionate fans.  I'm just annoyed because I'm not sitting there. :).

6) 40 ounces of warm Magnum Malt liquor, creamed corn, a t-bone of fat, liver, vomit from Donald Trump, or 6-year-old fruitcake. Which is best to consume?

I'd say the malt liquor... though I'm more partial to olde english or steel reserve, myself. :).  Followed closely by the corn... it doesn't taste like vomit, just looks like it!

Answer 21

1.) I would say that if it doesn't require too much energy exertion, you could do it.

2.) They're apparently placed in order of where they're used, like all the keys your index fingers hit are used the most.

3.) REAL NAME for sure, the Stanley Cup is no joke!!!

4.) I actually never bought bubbles, I always got big bottles in party bags. I went to the coolest parties =) I did knock over the bottle, but I only make bubbles out of soap and water in the shower, it's definitely not the same.

5.) Banging on the glass annoys me a bit, especially when fans in the second row lean over to hit the glass. But I bet the players are used to everyting by now...even octapus goo in their eyes   XD

6.) Uhhh, I would have to say creamed corn. I'd die if I drank 40 ounces of liquor, I hate fat, liver, and vomit, and fruit cake is DISGUSTING.

Answer 22

1. Depends on whether or not you win.

2. Actually, there IS a really good reason that the keys on your keyboard are the way they are. The most important and most frequently used keys are closest to your home fingers. That way you don't have to keep reaching for the letter E or S or D. They are in the easiest to reach places. Notice where the Q and Z are. They are in difficult to reach spots, presuming you are using proper typing technique. It makes a huge world of difference. Putting them in ABCDE order would actually not make any sense.

3. My own name, of course! The Stanley Cup makes you immortal. Why would you blow it with a fake name? That's silly.

4. By wedding.

5. Don't care. Whatever makes them happy.

6. I'll pass on all of them. Thanks.

Answer 23

1.Never that exhausted.

2.Are you Steven Wright with a rainbow now?

3.Real name.Cause I couldn't imagine I'm with my grandkids and their looking for my name and they find it and turn to me and say "I never knew your last name was Jablowme".

4.Same time I flew a kite.

5.Yes they annoy especially when the microphone is on the piece of glass their knocking.

6.I guess Malt liquor..Is this the menu you chose for your wedding H?Just make sure the Donalds' vomit is BEFORE dessert...After would just be silly.

Answer 24

1. I doubt I could be that tired. Besides isn't that why they make Monster Javas?

2. That never made much sense

3. I'd use the name I go by.

4. Oh I always have bubbles in my house. Nope not the same at all.

5. Not really. Yeah you'd think

6. The fruitcake I guess. None of them should be eaten.

Answer 25

1. I am in the mood for................ food while watching the finals. Was going to say pie, but that would have sounded too perverted for some of you to handle, but hey, I guess I just said pie.

2. No idea.

3. Use my real name, it sounds sexier. :)

4. I don't buy bubbles.

5. No, glass banging is cool, so is head banging, but not head banging on glass.

6. T-Bone fat steak!

Answer 26

1) bloodhound gang anyone

2) so that when the k key falls out it makes it easier for me to still hit it without having my fingers slid over it.

3)Jay Argentina works just fine for me. Or wait I know of a certain other name I am known by that would look great immortalised on that Silver Cup.

4) depend on the soap you use. In science class way back in 91 we found Dawn  makes the best bubbles.

5) Nah im a banger myself at times

6) well 5 of the 6 makes me throw up so have to take the creamed corn.

Answer 27

i am tired!

Answer 28

1. I'm always in the mood for good food.

2. Others already explained it so yea.

3. I would definitely choose my real name.

4. Maybe a few years ago...man I hated when they tried to cover it up like that...it was bubbly but the bubbles were so small.

5. Meh...I'd rather have glass banging fans than quiet ones.

6. I've never tried creamed corn and it seems like the lesser of those evils so probably that.

Answer 29

they are definitely in the MOOD cuz they live and play just to get in the playoffs

idk cuz that has nothing to do with hockey

if i won the Stanley cup i would totally put my real name cuz the CUP gos into history!! and i would show it to my family cuz if you dint put your real name then you wouldn't have proof that you won it

........................... nothing to do with hockey but the last time i bought them was 5

NO

..................... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross

Answer 30

1) Of course you are in the mood. You should have a lot of energy. That should help you relax and focus

2)That would make too much sense

3)My name I want it on there forever

4)I bought bubbles two months ago just for the heck of it

5)I hate when fans do that at hockey games . Sit down and stop. It makes you look stupid. When people do that at my games it is silly too. They are usually loud enough that I can hear what they are yelling no need for it . I am still waiting for the day when somebody hits they glass to bang on it and it shatters on them

6)Give me the t-bone of fat yummy.

Answer 31

1) I'm always in the mood for a beer (or another round of Haley questions)

2)  I would like to know the answer to that myself

3)  I guess today..............I would picky LITY

4)  Bubbles?

5)  You don't hear it as a player.  There is enough other noise in the arena (cheers, organ music, Al Arbour's glasses falling on the ice as Kenny Wharram skates by, etc) that it becomes ambient.

6)  Given that list, the Malt Liquor.............and Milk of Magnesia!