Can you please help me with my A level Art?

Question

I need a funny slogan to do with paris and art, something along the lines of:

Paris: Where Art is given a complete makeover (But more Funny)

Thanks very much :)

Answer 1

Art Nouveaux in Old Paris

Answer 2

Je'taime In-Seine Art  (play on word 'insane')

Shades of Moulin Rouge - a study of Parisien art

Not So Eiffel Art (play on word 'awful')

Not now - I'm using the Louvre (play on word 'loo')

Answer 3

Hoihee Hoihee, Haw

In Paris