Question:

Can you please save me from this redneck h**l?

by | earlier

I'm down South and I am being tortured by the lack of hockey down here. Every time I ask someone what's new, they answer, "NASCAR!!!!" Can somebody PLEASE give me some hockey news?

Tags:

Report

Answer The Question I've Same Question Too

Follow Question

18 ANSWERS

Sort By: Date | Rating

Revenge is the only way. I say you round up all the teen girls and close off all family reunions, dating in redneck towns is very simple and those 2 steps there should eliminate any breeding for 5 to 10 years.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
My god I would go insane! I hate NASCAR!!!!!!

I'm sorry you like a sport, but you live with rednecks. just go to youtube and watch hockey videos.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Sidney Crosby was traded to the Toronto Maple Leafs for Jeff Finger, sorry.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
I know it sucks, but the best thing you can do is take your neighbours to a game when the new season starts. Know that I am in the same boat here in Texas, where you at ?

N-ot

A-nother

S-uicide

C-rash

A-'

R-'ite

!!??!!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
From the Great White North: these should keep you going for a while.

http://tsn.ca/nhl/

http://www.thehockeynews.com/

http://www.nhl.com/
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Hey I am in South Florida. At least I have the marlins to look at. But if you are in my neck of the woods. I play so you could come watch a game. It's free. But . The big hockey questions have been where is Hossa going? answer Detroit and Sundin. So other than that you have not missed tons. Good luck.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Joe B: You sure it's not the Daytona 500? I could have sworn it was that.

The Golden Seals are back! Now they're the Seattle Golden Seals!!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Toronto got Ryan Hollweg from the Rangers. I know Toronto gave up a fifth round pick, but I can't remember if there was anything else.

Here are a couple of Southern medical terms for your enjoyment:

Benign-Something you be after you be eight!

r****m- Darn near killed 'em
Report (0) (0) | earlier
That Sid Crosby will be in the NASCAR 500 next Saturday in North Carolina.YEAH!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
WHAT? The Pens traded Overratedsby for Jeff Finger??

...SWEET!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Red Wings got HOSSA!!
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Sidney decided if u cant beat them, join them, and he demanded a trade to the Wings. The Wings traded Hossa and Conklin back to the Pens for Crosby. Then Ray Shero resigned after he forced out jay Feaster in Tampa after blackmailing him with pictures of he and Brian Murray
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Left turn, left turn...$170 a barrel....left turn....$285 a barrel....
Report (0) (0) | earlier
the lightning got stamkos in the draft...signed lecavalier to an 11 year extension....and also signed every old guy available except chellios....they also signed malone and adam hall

the sabres traded for craig rivet from the sharks

naslund signed w/ the rangers

redden signed w/ the rangers too

ray emery and jagr said peace out and went to russia

o and detroit signed hossa to a 1 year deal
Report (0) (0) | earlier
It's the off-season not much going on. The Capitals officially announced that they've resigned Fedorov, and the Islanders fired their coach. If you're needing some hockey go to NHL.com there's a link to watch the kings development camp scrimmage, not much but hockey's hockey.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
Sounds like another case of Hockey Withdrawal Syndrome.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
It's out of season. What did you really expect?

There's not much news right now.
Report (0) (0) | earlier
I'm sorry to hear that my friend, God speed.
Report (0) (0) | earlier