Can you please translate this?

Question

Jag pratar inte danska vafaan... och kan du jobba i Bangkok så kommer du nog överleva i småland ett par dagar :)

Answer 1

the things i understood:

i don't speak danish...but can you work (?) in bangkok, than there's something with "to survive some days in Smaland,"

i'm dutch but this is what i can make up from my other language knowledges. i'm sorry i couldn't help you better.