Can you predict what will be in Gordon Brown's speech congratulating our sportspeople on their Olympic medals?

Question

Can you predict what will be in Gordon Brown's speech congratulating our sportspeople on their Olympic medals?

Answer 1

just the usual political bull s**t

Answer 2

Speeding fines for the sprinters.

Gold medals will be sold at of all time lowest prices.

Sports footage will be seized by the government for our security.

All medals must be surrendered to black and asian athletes in order to assist integration.

Thank you for bringing home these medals for the EU.

Neil Kinnock thanks you for the free tickets for him and his entire extended family and sorry there were none spare for athletes' families.

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Answer 3

Where did you get that from.

Answer 4

You need to post this in horoscopes and astrology section.

They claim to see the future.

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Answer 5

He will probably try and tax them on importing gold.

Answer 6

id like to welcome back the athletes, who were prudent in their achievements, which is good because fewer medals means less weight on the planes which means smaller carbon footprint

Answer 7

No but I bet he gives them more attention than the familees of our deadsoldiers thathe sent to his illegal wars.

P.S. I deliberately left in the mistakes because according to the wonderful new spellchecker system there aren't any!