Can you provide a good reason? PLEASE HELP!?

Question

What is a good reason to tell your professor that you turned in a paper late if you had already told him that you rushed through the first assignment because you did not want to turn in any LATE papers?

Answer 1

You had to get an abortion and didn't have time to fit your paper in between that and the wild s*x.

Answer 2

it's a cinch.  tell your prof you couldn't concentrate on your paper 'cause you kept thinking about giving him a BJ.  if that doesn't buy you some leniency nothing will.

Answer 3

Tell them there was a family emergency or something, there is a Prof who posts on here, you might get lucky if she answers, she will know the ones that work.

Answer 4

Looks like you should just grow up and tell him the truth. You didn't get it done on time, take your consequences..

Answer 5

Be completely honest and tell him/her why it's late, show humility and explain how you learned from this mistake. (less corny sounding though of course)lol and I'm sure they will be lenient on you.