Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect woman.?

Question

They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect man, because the perfect woman and elves aren't real.

Answer 1

whoa. didn' t get it? how was that mate?

Answer 2

now that is mean!!! men are far from " perfect " !!! women are much closer to perfect than men!!! that is the truth which men fail to see, again due to their imperfection!!!

Answer 3

That was so good, I was sitting here for ages trying to work it out, then I went further down the page.  

Thank god you gave the answer, I was so stumped.  Good One. lol

Answer 4

the perfect man and woman both died, because they were in the accident... duh. The elf may or may not have lived, but its not a person so not part of the answer.

so, that leaves the person who witnessed this accident and walks away, lives.

Answer 5

well you stuffed it right up

there is no such person as the

perfect male , hey i should no I'm still

bloody lookn lmao hahahahahahahah

x x x

Answer 6

well sorry to burst your nice little bubble, but the perfect man does not exist either.

I bet that we all at some phase of our existance we thought we had a perfect little world that we lived in, with all those perfect little things that you described in your joke, but guess what that is a joke in its self, ha ha ha !!!!