Can you take another one ?

Question

A man walks into a bar only to see a pirate with a steering wheel protruding from his pants. "Why is there a steering wheel coming from your pants, sir?" the man asks. The pirate replies "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts."

Answer 1

ha ha ha another classic!!

Answer 2

Haha i also heard one similar to that on britains got talent, but it still made me laugh!

heres another two that you might like:

A pirate walked into the bar and the barman said:

"hey, you look rough, what happened?"

"yeah, i had a few accidents over the past few weeks."

"well, what happened to your leg?"

"a shark bit it off."

"and your hand?"

"yeah, a shark bit that off too."

"and your eye, a shark bit too?"

"no," the pirate said, "i had an itchy eye, and it was the first day with me new hook."

and also,

Q)what did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?

A)Aaarrgghh! me hearty!!!

hope you liked them! i loved your joke, keep 'em coming !

Lollie x

Answer 3

Ahh so heard that on Britains Got Talent made me Chuckle though (:

Answer 4

Fantastic mate.  Keep em coming!

Answer 5

the comedian on Britains got talent said that put he said it a little different.  its a good joke  

Answer 6

14 people are stuck on a mountain, 13 men and one woman. A chopper is sent out to rescue them. A rope is thrown down from the chopper and all 14 grab hold of the rope. The chopper tries to lift them, but the weight is too much, and someone has to let go of the rope. As the chopper struggles to lift them, a minute passes in silence. then the woman say: "i'll let go. after all i'm used to sacrificing myself for the good of others, so i'll let go, so the rest of you can live." All the men start applauding her

Answer 7

Funny

Answer 8

keep trying.