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Can you take it with you ?

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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.

He loved money more than just about anything.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.

He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"

She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.

"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!?

"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."

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  1. NICE!!

    funny, funny


  2. lol


  3. Nice thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. ha ha ha!!! ladies can be so clever!!!

  5. thats clever

  6. if i can

  7. play it safe take

    travelers cheques

  8. hahaha , hihihi , hehehe !

    very funny.....YOu make me laugh and laugh

    a star for you but you need to give me points

  9. Lol!

  10. it's very clever joke, i heard it before bt it's still good!

  11. very funny ltmss

  12. ha ha ha~~~!!!!! fantastic,how clever, excellent presence of mind~~!!! hilarious~~!!!  

  13. lol 10/10

  14. "If he can cash that, he gets the money"

    Well, it's one way of doing it.

  15. Brilliant  Absolutely Freaking Brilliant!!!.

  16. HAHA FUNNY

  17. I've heard this joke before and love it.

    In truth, there is no need to take anything "with us" when we cross over.  Anything and everything you want on the other side is already there.

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