Can you tell a drunk fight to a sober fight?

Question

just a little question i always thought, can you tell a drunk fight to a sober fight, and i dont mean totally wasted drunks, im talking about drunks that can stand up!

Answer 1

Drunks swing wild and hard, but hit nothing but the GROUND!!

Answer 2

weird question but I don't think you can tell...I mean, I bartend and I see people drinking and sometimes a fight breaks out so you just assume they are drunk.  

Answer 3

Easy, the drunk fights start in bars.  Can honestly say, I've never seen a sober fight in a bar (or within 20 feet of one).

I've been a bartender for 10 years, and the ONLY fights that start in bars are prompted by at least one intoxicated patron.  Oh, and there are so many entertaining ways for them to start.  The sober fights, eh, well, I don't see too many of those.  Do you?