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Can you tell me a joke about cheese?

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Can you tell me a joke about cheese?

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  1. A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.

    His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."

    Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see a man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!

    "Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.

    "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires.

    "No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home,

    I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'


  2. Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    A: Nacho Cheese




  3.   I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich

  4. What do you call an anorexic woman w/ a yeast infection?                      > A Quarter-pounder w/ Cheese! <

  5. The only one I know is.Who cut the cheese.

  6. Liver and Cheese

    A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar.

    She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.

    She says, " I want a man that's smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "

    The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "

    The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "

    The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " liver alone, cheese mine!!"

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  7. uh does cutting the cheese count?

  8. no i grilled some earlier...im feeling bad.  

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