Can you tell me a really funny mad gab?

Question

I played the game tonight and it was hilarious! If you know any good ones, tell me, along with the answer! Thanks.

Answer 1

Pun Crock Moo sick (its supposed to be punk rock music)

Answer 2

I nee dackis

answer

I need a kiss

recular cordiahaf

answer: regular or decaf?

Arrow Lurk Hoister

answer: a pair of dirty socks

I love mad gab

Answer 3

tea ape hold her

                                                                                                                                                                                              tape holder