Can you tell me some of your inside jokes?

Question

Okay here are mine. Well the ones I could think of. :)

List yours if you want to. You can explain if you want to but you don't have to.

Here's mine:

Nice moontan.

Doin it the charter way.

Your face in Spanish.

Go Diego go!

Albino Sasquatch.

Jesus has a beard.

Mormon CIA.

Looks like the night classes are canceled.

Ice-cream. Hotel. Sink. (that’s all you need to know)

Cookie dough + microwave = disaster.

Volley ball after it rains. Never again.

“Do not flick me with your smencil.”

Rainbow bumper stickers.

That’s what she said.

April Fools.

“…we’ll be standing up on top of a volcano slaying dragons with our rockingness”-ms.pool my jazz band teacher.

Jacqueline salute.(put hands over forehead.)

“I forgeteted. I mean forgot”-Me

Me- “Jerk”

Jackie- “Jerk”

“Hey Rebecca.”

“My name’s Victoria.”

"Oh. I knew that. That’s what I meant to say.”

“Sure…”

Me- “Skank.”

Marques- “Tramp.”

Me-“Manslut.”

Marques-“Stripper.”

Me-“Hooker.”

Marques (flips imaginary hair)-“Oh no you didn’t.”

Rumer scratching her wrist.

Me- “Your so emo.”

Rachel “At least you don’t live in hick town.”

Me- “Everywhere in <blank> is hick town.”

Answer 1

What&#039;s a sacket?

Effin awesome inside joke!

I have ton of them but the sacket one is in the top bracket.

Here are some others in the top bracket:

Doin&#039; babe?

Clork

Earica

Answer 2

lizzie- i want bigger b***s

me-  i just got them plastic surgesized

thata

elisada

Answer 3

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and to those who don&#039;t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there

is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in f***s. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of p**p. (that&#039;s over 2 pounds).

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = p**p

Wine = Health

Therefore, it&#039;s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I&#039;m doing it as a public service.

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Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road

They pass each other

Woman yells out her window, &quot;PIG!&quot;

Man yells out his window, &quot;*********!&quot;

Man rounds next curve

Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.

Answer 4

So me and one of my bffs were in a shopping centre. And we had been looking and leather jackets and to see if they were real, we smelt them... and most of them were fake so we were disappointed. And then she was buying her tram ticket, and I saw a billboard commercial and it said &quot;New season: Leather jacket, 159.- and I was like &quot;DUUUDE a leather jacket!&quot; and we both went &quot;Let&#039;s go smell it!!&quot; and yeah.

Then we were at the tram stop and she had told me at some point earlier that day about her new boots. And we were headed to her house because we had run out of things to do in town. So she was like &quot;so what shud we do at my house?&quot; and I said &quot;We can look at your boots&quot; and she randomly covered up, pulling her sweater over herself and looking at me in a weird way... I was like what did I do? and she was like sotp being a peeerv. and I was like ummm I said &quot;boots&quot;. and she was like &quot;OHHH! ahaha I thought you said b***s. Your T is too B!!!&quot; and yeah thats another one..

and then awkward turtle :D including the lil handmovement.

Answer 5

well u wouldnt get it cuz the inside paert but oki here it goes

hehe haha

told ya u wouldnt get it

Answer 6

okkkk

I have an inside joke buddyyy

and here are a lot of ours =D

~Mount Fizz

~La Chico

~BDL

~Short-ayyyyy

~*James*-I don&#039;t know what your name is...OH YEAH...urrr JESSICA

(not my real name)

~OH SCRIP FAT MAN DOWN

~Memorial Day

~Korny with a Kapital &quot;K&quot;

~(Raven) Tape in the middle of your glasses! Thats sooo not lameee

I have more...I don&#039;t feel like typing them : )

But these are the ones we mostly useeeee

OMG and the main one is...

Danny and the sharpener its hilariousssssssss