Can you tell me something entertaining?

Question

i have reached my daily limit for answering questions so i now need to explore the other possibilities of this site!! I really need an excuse to stay on line for a little longer. So all you genius comics and entertaining folks on this site, feel free to contribute anything of interest, amusement or the first thing you think to share with a novice user. I only joined last week!

i promise to give ten points tonight for best answer. Look forward to your responses.

Answer 1

Humans have more hair than chimps!

Answer 2

a snail has over 1000000 teeth called radula, its impossible to l**k your own armpit,  there is no point doing life saving techniques on somebody whos drowned as the epiglotitis has already closed off starving the body of oxygen, when we drown we dont inhale water,our lungs can deal with that, we suffocate instead! and innuits cant parachute jump.

Answer 3

Danica Patrick crashed!

My dog dances for my grandma.

My cat clicks to birds.

My shoes hurt my feet.

If you want an adventure, go golfing with a Scottsman.

There are very few words that end in 'ism'.

Superman is awesome.

Answer 4

If all the ice in Antartica melted the level of the oceans would rise 200 feet. About one fourth of the land area of the world would be flooded.

Answer 5

♦In Reno Nevada it is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk.♦

♦45% of any dollar bill you have ever owned has been in a stripper's G-string.♦

♦There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.♦

♦A boomerang will return to the thrower even in space.♦

♦A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.♦

Answer 6

My dog can't talk!

Answer 7

there is a such thing as a tree man .......take a look http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tre...

Answer 8

pingu says.......wrong!

There is the mammalian diving reflex, everyone has since being in the womb.

Your system can slows down, your heart breathing etc. all slow down.

That is why you hear of people being revived, after several hours.

Facts:

The femur is the longest bone in the body.

The skin is the largest organ.

You have tiny bugs in your eye lashes, that clean them.

Answer 9

In Canada, it is illegal to drop a live moose from an airborn vehicle.

Answer 10

Last week I delivered eight loaded freight cars of fertilizer to a agriculture company that has been out of business for two years. Now what?