Can you think of a good comeback?

Question

Okay, here's the situation. I have a girlfriend, whom i love, but when she went round one of her mothers friends house, she went on msn and spoke to me, and i have my msn name set to "kev loves tasha loads - the light of my life'. Basically, to cut a long story short, her mother found out and her mother told her father and her father basically tells everyone and takes the p**s out of both of us. What i need is a decent comeback when he calls tasha 'the light of my life'. Thank you for your help!

Answer 1

Um... I not very good at comebacks, I just kind of stand there and look like a wally...

Answer 2

" Atleast I have a life"

Answer 3

tell him the joke is over and he is embarrassing you two...say ok wee willie winkie -jokes over

  

Answer 4

You have to embarrass him too.  Tell him something like you had to be approperate on MSN but in private you call her Tasha, the l****r of my d**k

Answer 5

Yah, ...funny.  Maybe you could LIGHTEN UP!

Yeah, you won't be laffin when I LIGHT YOU UP like a Christmas tree.

Yah,...that's funny.  ...for a DIMWIT!

Hey, DIMWIT ...LIGHTEN UP!

Truly, I'm BLINDED by your DIMWIT.

Yeah, and you're the DARK of my life.

Stop, your DIMWIT is making me LIGHT HEADED.

You should come with an off switch.