Can you think of any funny boat names?

Question

Yes, i said boat, and I know this is the baby names section, but people here are so creative! My husband got a beat-up little six foot aluminum boat, and I want to name it and paint the name on the back. I would like something funny and/or smart. Here are my ideas so far:

PLAYING WITH MY DINGHY (in capital letters)

THE PSYQUATIC

THE AQUAHOLIC

Answer 1

Why don't you name it Jenny like in forest gump?  Sorry it was the first thing that popped into my head!

Answer 2

For Sail

OTHER WIFE

Answer 3

This one for the boats who sink!

THE AQUASINKER

Answer 4

Titanic?

Answer 5

THE AQUAHOLIC Thats great

Answer 6

Humorist Dave Barry called his boat "Buster." I've also heard of people calling (or considering calling) their boats "Yachta Yachta Yachta" and

"Knota Lotta Yachta" (if their boats were fairly small!).

Answer 7

I LOVE Playing With My Dinghy lmfaoo. Those are amazing ideas so far! I can't think of any others yet