Can you think of anything more pathetic than being broke up with by someone who is in jail?

Question

Leroy broke up with me on Sunday at my jail visit. After 5 years of being good, I'm about to get pregnant and catch some STD's. Do you think there is anything suckier than being broke up with by someone who is in jail?

Answer 1

well that sucks big mooseballs. but maybe he freed you so you can go find true love with someone deserving of someone as wonderful as you.  

Answer 2

Oh thats why you hate him.  Im sorry he dumped you.  I was wondering and even posted a question about it.

I can hook you up with this super s**y nursing student in my psych class.  I hear he is pretty good with needles and enemas!

Answer 3

I'm sorry that Leroy is such a douche nozzle.  He'll regret dumping your sweet ***.  When he gets out in March, just call his probation officer and tell him he's sexing up your dog and smoking crack.  That'll teach him.

Answer 4

*hug*

At least when they're in jail, they can't ask you to have s*x with them "one more time" before they leave the state (just to get away from you).

Answer 5

5 years of being good?  Who do you think we are sister?  You must give lousy conjugal visits.

Answer 6

Maybe he's switched teams. Don't worry Nasty, I still want you inside me

Answer 7

i used to sleep with my girlfriend after she died. her mom said she didn't want to see me anymore. just as well, she was getting a little bony. oly out.

Answer 8

me first! me first!

Answer 9

finding out that your husband was meeting with strange men for sexual favors before he was to be at work.That is what happened to me.

Answer 10

No. I can think of nothing more pathetic.

Hope things work out for you in the STD Clinic

Answer 11

yeah, if he left you for his "cellie" ~nohomo~

Answer 12

No, I think you are right. Nothing more pathetic in the world.  Guess is was a case of arrested interest in you especially after that STDs and being preggers with a babby

Answer 13

Leroy is someone's b­it­ch now, you'll just have to learn to accept it.  If it makes you feel any better, he soon have a distended colon.

Answer 14

Getting pregnant and getting STD's

Answer 15

having rush limbaugh break up with you.

Answer 16

Yeah.  Being diagnosed with cancer or any terminal illness.   Get over it quickly please.  There are people out their dieing who would trade places with you in a heartbeat.

Answer 17

Sorry babby...you can do way better...♥

<~~~~~Way better...♥

Answer 18

Here girl...You'll be right as rain in no time!

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