Can you translate the following phrases into Urdu for me please ? I'm going to India soon and I want to?

Question

impress the locals by speaking their language.

I am having a laugh here so don't take it to seriously...

1) Where are the toilets please ?

2) This curry is excellent, it makes english curry look like dog food.

3) India rocks. I love it here.

4) I have lost my wife can you help me find a replacement?

5) I would like 3 beers please.

Answer 1

Its easy you look them straight in the eye and say

very s l o w l y and very LOUD!

''I AM ENGLISH. WHERE ARE THE TOILETS PLEASE?!''

Answer 2

hindi and not urdu is spoken in india

Answer 3

http://www.urduword.com/

Answer 4

Answers are

1) pakistan kahan hai?

2) Yeh s****. to behtareen hai, iske saamne to vilaite khana kutte ka khana khana hai?

3) Ei hindustan ke pathhar mujhe tumse ishq ho gaya hai.

4) Khushnaseebee ne dastak di hai kya aap meri kismat palatne ko taiyaar hai?

5) Thoda aur kaleja jalaana hai? Aag ka intezaam kiya jaye.

Answer 5

The predominant language of India is Hindi.  Urdu is the national language of Pakistan so you should probably be careful trying to impress people with it, LOL.  Also, states have their own individual languages; Tamil Nadu speaks Tamil, Karnataka speaks Kannada, Gujarat speaks Gujarati etc. etc.  However, I definitely think Hindi, not Urdu, is what you want to go with.

1:  Toilet kahan hain (Hindi word for toilet is not used much, which is 'shauchalay')

2:  yeh curry bahut accha hain..iske saamne mera english curry kuchh nahin.  (this is translated very differently to how you wanted.  literally translated it says "this curry is very good. in front of it my english curry is nothing"

3:  Bharat mast hain. mujhe yahan bahut bhata hain

4: meri biwi guzar gayi hain..kya mujhe aap aur ek dilane main madath karoge?

5:  mujhe theen beer dhoge?

You know seeing this in written form is USELESS because these words are pronounced totally different to how they're spelt.  Still, it's the best I can do for ya.  You have a good time finding your replacement wife, and expect more raised eyebrows than laughter.

If you still want Urdu, sorry, can't help ya!



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