Can you translate this for me from french to english please?

Question

1. bouge toncul et viens ce week end en fait je pars a londre mais jeudi prochian (le 1 er) donc VIENS VIIIIITE

2. mec finalement je pars a londres la sem prochaine, bouge ton putain cul ici CE WEEK END. love u

thanks so much :)

Answer 1

You are asking for a translation from French slang, not regular French.

But I'll try:

1  [This is not the whole quote]:  I'm coming this weekend; in fact I'm leaving for London next Thursday (May 1), therefore come quickly!

2.  I'm finally coming to London next week.  Get your butt there this weekend.  Love you.

Hope I helped.

Answer 2

Oh Godness !

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Answer 3

1. bouge toncul et viens ce week end en fait je pars a londre mais jeudi prochian (le 1 er) donc VIENS VIIIIITE

2. mec finalement je pars a londres la sem prochaine, bouge ton putain cul ici CE WEEK END. love u

1. move ur *** and come this WE, i go to london next thursday, so come...

2.dude, i leave next week to london. move ur ***. this WE

merci beaucoup :)

Answer 4

1. Move yourass and come this weekend actually I'll leave for London on thursday (the 1st) so COME QUIIICK

2. Dude, I'll finally be leaving for London next week, get your ******* *** over here THIS WEEKEND love u

Not exactly literature, but there you have it.

EDIT: Gotta love yahoo, they censoreed my translation.

******* *** = fornicating bottom, if you know what I'm driving at.

Answer 5

1- Move your bum and come this weekend. In fact, I go to London next thursday (the 1st) so come quicklyyyy

2- Guy, I finally go to London next week, move your fu**ing bum here THIS WEEKEND! Love u