Can you translate this for me?

Question

Ok, my filo friends are laughing out loud earlier this morning and I was completely out of place. I asked them to write the joke and here it is:

Mayroong mag-asawang lolo't lola.

Yung lola, gustong makipagtalik sa asawa nya.

Nung unang araw, nagsuot s'ya ng bestida, hindi s'ya pinansin ng asawa nya. Nung pangalawang araw, nagsuot s'ya ng two piece, hindi pa rin pinansin. Nung pangatlong araw, wala na s'yang suot at sabi ng asawa nya sa kanya "Ano ba yang suot mo, gusot gusot"

I really don't get it. I only understand the "two piece".

Answer 1

There is this elderly couple. The grandma wants to do it with her husband. On the first day, she wore a dress. Her husband didn't look at her. On the second day, she wore a two piece, still no luck. On the third day she wore her birthday suit and the husband says: What are you wearing? It's full of wrinkles!

Answer 2

no idea at all....

lol

Answer 3

There is a couple, a grandmother and a grandfather.The grandmother wants to do "it" with the grandfather.

In the first day, she wore a dress, but the grandfather didn't look at her.In the second day, she wore a two piece, but he didn't still look at her.In the 3rd day, she didn't wore anything and her husband said "What are you wearing? It's full of wrinkles"

Answer 4

hahaha!!!! i've heard that joke before,.. but i dont know if it's really funny,.. im so mababaw so i laugh... hahahaha

Answer 5

Hi! I'll give you the word-by-word/phrase-by-phrase translation, you figure out the story. :-)

"Mayroong mag-asawang lolo't lola" - mag-asawa is couple; lolo is grandfather; lola is grandmother

"Yung lola, gusto makipagtalik sa asawa nya" - makipagtalik is the act consummated by couples (hope you got that); asawa is spouse

"Nung unang araw, nagsuot siya ng bestida, hindi siya pinansin ng asawa nya" - unang araw is first day; nagsuot is wore; bestida is dress; hindi pinansin is ignored

"Nung pangalawang araw, nagsuot siya ng two piece..." - pangalawang araw is 2nd day; you know what's two piece, i guess

"Nung pangatlong araw, wala na siyang suot" - pangatlong araw is third day; wala na siyang suot is no clothes on/naked

"Sabi ng asawa sa kanya" - sabi is said

"Ano ba yang suot mo, gusot gusot" - ano ba yang suot mo is what are you wearing; gusot-gusot is wrinkled clothes

Got the idea of the story?

Answer 6

There is a couple, a grandmother and a grandfather.

The grandmother wants to do "it" with the grandfather.

In the first day, she wore a dress, but the grandfather didn't look at her.

In the second day, she wore a two piece, but he didn't still look at her.

In the 3rd day, she didn't wore anything and her husband said "What are you wearing? It's full of wrinkles"

Answer 7

there was this old couple....the old wife wants to get along with her old husband in the bed... assuming that the husband doesnt want to, she wants to attract him, first day, she wore a skirt. the husband didnt bother. second day, she wore a two piece(the only thing you understood), the husband just ignored her. and in the third day, when the wife have had enough, she didnt wear anything...barenaked, the husband thought she was still wearing something and said " what the h**l are you wearing, its wrinkled! hahaha! lol! looks like the wife cant score!

Answer 8

there's an old couple grandparents- "mayroong mag-asawang lolo't lola"

the grandmother wants to make love with grandfather- "yung lola, gustong makipagtalik sa asawa niya."

on the first day- "nung unang araw"

grandmother wore a dress- "nasgsuot siya ng bestida"

grandfather ignored grandmother- "hindi s'ya pinansin ng asawa nya"

on the second day- "nung pangalawang araw"

grandmother wore a two piece- "nagsuot s'ya ng two piece"

grandfather still didn't notice grandmother- "hindi pa rin pinansin"

on the third 3rd day- "nung pangatlong araw"

grandmother don't have any dress at all/naked and grandfather told her - "wala na s'yang suot at sabi ng asawa nya sa kanya"

"what are you wearing, full of wrinkles"- "ano ba yang suot mo, gusot gusot".

so the story goes like this:

there's an old couple grandparents.

the grandmother wants to make love with grandfather.

on the first day, grandmother wore a dress,

grandfather ignored grandmother.

on the second day, grandmother wore a two piece, grandfather still didn't notice grandmother.

on the third third day, grandmother don't have any dress at all/naked and grandfather told her..."what are you wearing, full of wrinkles"

Answer 9

I dunno LOL...