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Can you use an anorexic model as a surfboard?

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Can you use an anorexic model as a surfboard?

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  1. I do


  2. only after rigor mortis sets in

  3. yes, but you should find a way to keep her mouth shut, the water that will rush in will cut down on the speed (oh, don't say "speed" in front of her)

  4. i would keep her for fishing

    she should be OK to use as a spear

  5. jajaja!! YES

  6. Totally uncool.

    Do you have some kind of issues that only a professional can help with?

  7. They are not as thick as a surfboard.  They're no use.

  8. Fat floats, skinny people sink

  9. Yes and her collarbones as rudders!

  10. No...They are too floppy and they will have a hole in the middle...

  11. nope. you'd sink. you could use two of them as skis though.

  12. Nah, she'd snap ;)

  13. done that before-works great and can carry her like a six pack

  14. no

  15. you must get her permision first

  16. That is a very stupid question. Why would you even ask this? Everyone knows fat chicks make better boards because fat floats...
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