Can you write a comical tale about a DINNER WITH FRIENDS that includes as many of these lines as possible?

Question

This is just for the pure fun of being creative, friends.

Do you know what these lines have in common?

1.I Will, I Will... for Now.

2. Crimes of the Heart

3. Look Who's Talking Now

4. Hanging Up

5. Because I Said So

6. Mad Money

7. Something's Gotta Give

8. On Thin Ice

9. Mama's Boy

10. The Only Thrill

11. Lovers and Other Strangers

12. Stardust Memories

Answer 1

The 'wannabe wives' foursome met for their weekly gossip session and dinner.  They always went to the same resturuant, the Stardust Dinner Club, set at the same table, ordered the same things and discussed the same subject, MEN!.  They had been doing this for four years.   A long history of STARDUST MEMORIES and failed possibilities lay behind each of  as they approached that big 'three-O' mark.

"Are you still seeing that MAMA'S BOY, Frank....uh...whatever his name is?," Mable asked Beth.

"Yes," Beth returned sipping her martini.  "And SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE.  I've about had enough.  He's walking ON THIN ICE as far as I'm concerned.  Last Saturday he broke our regular weekend date because his mother wanted him to stay home and massage her feet!

"You need to give him his walking papers," Joan spoke up

"I WILL. .I WILL....FOR NOW anyway," Beth returned..  

"He's never going to be able to have a normal relationship," Mary piped up.   "If you did actually get  married, his mother would probably be in the bed between you."

"LOOK WHO'S TALKING," Beth spoke up in her own defence.  "Are any of you any better off?  We're all single and looking."

"You're right," Mary laughed.  "THE ONLY THRILL I get these days is when I walk by the men's clothing shop and the mannequin in the window smiles at me and he smiles at everyone," she ended on a laugh.

Mable spoke up.  "These so called LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS are always committing CRIMES OF THE HEART against women.  It's about time we women stood up and was heard!"

"I agree!," Joan stated holding her Margarita high.  "I'll drink to that."  She took a long sip and smiled as everyone did the same.

"The next time Frank W'hatever his name is' calls I'm HANGING UP on him!." Beth giggled.

"Right on, Girl friends!," Mable joined in.  "Next time Bob wants to borrow a few dollars from me I'm telling him absolutely no!  If he askes we why not, I'll tell him because it's my MAD MONEY and I'm keeping it.

"Jim is supposed to come over tomorrow night," Joan put in.  "When he shows up I'm telling him I've changed my mind.  I don't wanna see him anymore.  When he asks why, I'll say, 'Because I am woman.  Hear me roar and besides, BECAUSE I SAID SO!!"

Well, Ladies," Mable smiled.  "Shall we end this week's hen party and meet again next week?"  All agreed as each dug through their handbags for their share if the tab.