Can you write a funny hiaku?

Question

For those who don't know a hiaku is a simple poem with 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, and 5 on the third.

Answer 1

Hmmm... funny's actually rather difficult... let me see....

Finally I'm done

All I need to do is save -

The Blue Screen of Death

Hmmm... sorry... that was more tragedy than comedy, I think....

Answer 2

If I could write one

I would be known 'round the world

For one more odd thing.

Answer 3

Hi that is a good question...especially for people like us who enjoy to write.  This will be a good way to unblock my writers' block.  What do you think of this...did I do it right?  It may not be funny so I'll work on that one and post it later.

I call it

Revenge on the Owner...

My cat Mindy Lynn

will sneak up behind you and

playfully attacks

Answer 4

Humor loves showers

April showers are dreary

Applause, not the rain!

Answer 5

Worker Bees can Leave

Even Drones can Fly Away

The Queen is Their Slave

edit: arbee, you missed a syllable bro.

Answer 6

No, but I would love to learn/

Answer 7

It's difficult for me to think about it right now but don't worry! I will try my best to make it for you.

Answer 8

*****

スワンは白

水がハクチョウ

ハード白氷

*****

Answer 9

Hmm, now let me see

Write a funny hiaku?

Don't know where to start...

Edit - lol how do you pronounce 'hiaku'...2 or 3 syllables?

Answer 10

Sunday gnats! and drats!

I can't even think just yet!

Millions of Haiku!

Addendum: Tomorrow!!!!!