1. You drank all the booze in Nevada! Try Arizona.
2. I think I should warn you - I have a sword in my bag.
3. Mom, the Devil is not in your kitchen.
4. Your love life is like a Noel Coward play... with hockey!
5. Why does everyone think I'm paranoid? Do you discuss this behind my back?
6. WHY did I gave up analysis? Because I went SANE, of course......
Pip pip and doodly do.
7. YO ! Check it..... I'm through with love.
8. Our maid? Oh,she's very sweet. I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchesgarden.
9. And I have the missing ovaries to prove it!
10. GAWD!! What on EARTH is that green slime you're eating? It looks like a dish out of Oliver Twist.
11. I know this is an awkward time to bring it up, but I must know.
12. You're not a first-class passenger. You're a first class
JACK ***!!
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