Can you write an amusing story using as many of the movie titles as possible

Question

1. American Graffiti

2. Star Wars

3. Witness

4. The Mosquito Coast

5. The Widowmaker

6. Six Days Seven Nights

7. A Clear and Present Danger

8. Hollywood Homicide

9. Firewall

10. The Conversation

11. Blade Runner

12. Patriot Games

Big plus if you can work the actor's name into your story

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas

Circa 1875

"Book Our Reservations!"

Doc and Festus were having a heated argument as they sat in the Long Branch.

10. The Conversation was thus:

Festus: "But, Doc....Jest let the idea kinda simmer in your brain a bit. After a short while you'll cozy on up to my idea for our vacation plan."

Doc:" I will NOT cozy on up to the idea of spending  6. Six Days Seven Nights on 4. The Mosquito Coast with you!! Were you DRUNK when you made the reservations?!"

Festus:" Awwww, Doc. Ain't you jest a weeeee bit tarred of going to the same old place every year. This'll be different....an adventure.....Don't ya see?"

Doc:" Are you aware that all the newspapers refer to this place as, '5. The WIDOWMAKER'?!!"

Festus chuckled and patted Doc's shoulder:" I ain't booked anythang, yet...But I sure do wanna go to  'Dead3. Witness Resort and Spa."

Doc pushed his hand away" The name ALONE presents 7. A Clear and Present Danger , you numbskull!!!!"

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon strolled in and joined them .

Matt:"I see I will once again be 3. Witness to a display of fiery tempers! Haha."

Doc brought him up to speed.

Matt:"Doc's right, Festus. The 8. Hollywood Homicide boys are still investigating that triple murder from last month. So far all they've found are three legs, one arm, a large intestine and two empty craniums."

Doc pointed to Festus:"Talk about your classic empty cranium!!!"

Festus glared at Doc:"Well, Matthew..... Do they have any leads?"

Matt ordered a beer before answering:" Only one. They think that Harrison "9. Firewall" Fordinski and his gang are involved. One thing is certain. The murderers were 1. American .Graffiti was scribbled all over the walls."

Festus:" What'd it say, Matthew?"

Matt:" Sexual innuendo involving Calamity Jane and Annie Oakley." He shook his head in embarrassment.

Doc and Festus both leaned forward, eyes as big as saucers.

Festus:"Well what in tarnation did it say?!"

Doc:"YEAH!!"

Matt looked at both of them and got up to leave.

Matt:"Humph! If you two perverts want to read it, you'll need to go see for yourself!!"

Doc grabbed Festus by the collar:"QUICK!!"

Festus:"Huhhhhh?"

Doc: " Let's skeddaddle on down to the telegraph office!"

Festus looked confused:"Why, Doc?"

Doc:"  TO BOOK OUR RESERVATIONS, OF COURSE!!"

Answer 2

Harrison Ford once visited my city for Six Days Seven Nights. We went to a bar called The Mosquito Coast and noticed American Graffiti on the walls outside. We ordered a beer and chased it down with The Widowmaker. It was kinda watered down. Then The Conversation turned to a recent Hollywood Homicide involving A Clear and Present Danger to the surviving Witness. He was employed as a Blade Runner, but witnessed the homocide while attending a Star Wars convention. Harrison and I left the bar and passed a club called the  Firewall on our way back to my house. When we got there, we turned on ESPN and watched Patriot Games. Harrison really likes Tom Brady and Randy Moss.

Answer 3

I am not sure whether or not you can separate these words i.e.(using star wars) once upon a time there were many wars near a star. The words or phrases in parenthesis are the movie titles. Here's my best shot:

(American graffiti) scattered the dark wall in front of me. I could sense (a clear and present danger) lurking around me. I began to (witness) the last (six days and seven nights) before I came here. I then saw a man walk up to me.

"Hello, what might be your name?" He asked in a (hollywood homicide) voice. I looked up from the wall. I could tell (the conservation) of my health was at stake.

"(Blade Runner)" I choked, holding my breath. He knew. I saw a bug, a mosquito. I suddenly saw (the mosquito coast) over to me. The man swatted it off my shoulder.

"I know who you are," He began, "You play (patriot games). It's not nice to be loyal in this town." I felt a distant (firewall) between us. It's not like a cared or anything. I was (the widowmaker) of my family, I killed, and I didn't care.

"Them (star wars) are big around here. You better watch you back . . . or else (Harrison) is gonna come after you." He left me there, standing at my own demise. How could I know to stay away from that? They always followed me . . . like shadows in the night.

I know it really doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I tried to use all of the movie titles. Harrison Ford played in Star Wars, so that's where Harrison came in.

Answer 4

I'm not doing your homework. :o/  

Answer 5

"Hollywood Homicide, may I help you?"

The gum snapping, head turning, uber -hot red headed Detective Morgan answered the phone with her usual nasal twang while Sgt.  Bosco looked on with lust in his heart.

He couldn’t help but watch her...he was a man in love but she didn’t even know he was alive.

She ran her fingers through her fiery red hair after crashing the phone down on the receiver.

"Bosco...Can you tell me why every idiot in Downtown South is calling the precinct with some c**k and bull story tonight?"

He had been leaning in close but STILL had not been able to make out the conversation.

He caught sight of his huge gut in the mirror and cringed!

At one time.......not too long ago.......they had called him the widowmaker...now.......He figured he had as much chance scoring with Detective Morgan as he did opening an ice factory on the Mosquito Coast!!

"Who was that" He asked, trying to engage her interest.

She smiled and her cherry red lips caused his heart to flip flop.

He envisioned himself taking her for a spin in his yellow deuce coupe like in American Graffiti........

Her answer snapped him back to reality!

"It was the same MORON who's been calling the station six days seven nights a week...Tonight he claims he’s Harrison Ford in Blade Runner and he's requesting back up...something about the Replicons in his back yard!"

Sgt Bosco laughed.

This guy didn’t seem to be a clear and present danger but he sure had gotten on Detective Morgan's last nerve!

Detective Morgan  was looking at him now...and squinting her eyes.

"Hey Bosco.. you know who you remind me of?"

She was smiling now and her eyes were fastened on his gut.

"You look allot like Yoda..you know..from Star Wars"

Sgt Bosco smiled at her."VERY funny Morgan...!!!"

He vowed then and there ...on the spot

"As God is my witness...I will lose weight!!"