Cancer race team name?

Question

I'm trying to think of a race team name for September, but I'm having a lot of trouble. here are some possibilities (keep in mind they are EXTREMELY stupid, my weird friend thought of them)

-Grannies Eating Salmonella Sauce in the Bathroom (while grandpa is in the shower making out with a loofah)

-Vanilla Wafer

-Lame Carrot

-Grannies got Gonorrhea (not gonna use, but its still funny. hehe)

-Samuel the Inchworm

-Shoe Eaters

-Mary Tastes Better with A1 sauce

Please keep in mind I might hang out with the strangest group of people in the universe. i am not even joking.

Any funny but not having to do with STD's or drugs cancer team names are much appreciated for a September race for the cure. Thanks! <3

Answer 1

Could you find something more suitable, because believe it or not cancer is nothing to be laughing about. that is a serious matter okay. god bless.