Captain Jack Sparrow Vs. Captain Hook?

Question

I think Jack Sparrow would win because he has a very good way of manipulating his opponent to get what he wants. I love Jack Sparrow what about you I am a huge Pirate person, even before the whole Pirates of the Caribbean thing.

Answer 1

Jack Sparrow.

Answer 2

sparrow all the way!!!

Answer 3

Mrs. Lovett, I love your meat pies.  What's your secret recipe?

It would be a even match.  It would go something like this:

"This is the day you will remember meeting Captain Jack Sparrow!"

“Who?"

“Pirates of the Carribean, Oscar nomination, strong female following, perpetually inebriated...?

“Oh yeah, rings a bell.  Your second and third movies bit..."

“Whatever mate.  Hey Hook, listen I think I hear a tick –tock close by…”

"Ever hear of a little thing called “soap” Sparrow?"

"Pedophile!"

"Overactor!"

There would be a brief scuffle where Hook sneers and claws while Jack dances and makes funny faces. After a few minutes, they’d realize they have more in common than they realize....(bad teeth, weird smell, split ends, leather pants) and they'd take off to a place where they would most be accepted.  Vegas.

Jack immediately sets forth hitting on as many showgirls as possible with his opening line taken from the Captain Morgan’s Rum ad “Have you got a little Captain in ya?”  Followed by “No?  Then would you like to?”  After this leads to numerous slappings, he tries using Hook as his wingman but he gets them both in trouble after several showgirls wind up disembowled.  They eventually part ways and Sparrow dies of syphilis while Hook is eaten by a white lion.

The end.  Or is it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auVecVTik...

Answer 4

Of course Jack Sparrow. I mean, doesn't the fact that Captain Hook has a hook for a hand and Captain Sparrow doesn't obviously tell you who's better?

Answer 5

jack sparrow all the way, hook doesnt stand a chance

Answer 6

Jack Sparrow

Answer 7

captain hook as been around a very long time. he's not going anywhere!

Answer 8

Jack Sparrow no question about it

Answer 9

captain hook!

i mene, come on, he has a hook!

Answer 10

jack sparrow.. no competition..

he is hot.. and crazy!!!!

whoo hoo

Answer 11

Most definitely Jack Sparrow. Hook never seemed quite that intelligent. Jack Sparrow could outwit Hook any day.

Answer 12

Jack Sparrow of course.  Captain Hook was a villain!

Answer 13

jack sparrow  is the best and he new funny too

Answer 14

jack no matter what and its true wa he does to his opponent,nd sometimes funny the way he does it

Answer 15

Jack Sparrow totally!  He is soo hot!

Answer 16

Captain Jack Sparrow would win, since Captain Hook isn't very clever as Jack and his crew is.