Captain sensible?

Question

what would be a good nickname for a person who owns a small yacht,he ignors all safety at sea rules and has no communication device to the shore.

Answer 1

If he's on the ocean or the great lakes, you could call him a number of things:

a) arrested

b) candidate for a Darwin award

c) dead

d) idiot

e) all of the above.

Answer 2

a pirate. nyahahahahaha.