Caption contest - horse pictures - easy 10 points to the best!?

Question

Ok, caption the following images! The best will get 10 points!

http://blufiles.storage.live.com/y1pOWcisTHBaixeaKKQ4wvRsb884BWSBxf7lwl1HRU7eV5zCVf0rT0eE5d6MRVLoZcB

http://blufiles.storage.live.com/y1pWvnH0jyTuRu5j70mn7gBr6Lv7KmXgzwv4i6jcp7gGPZ0HB2KO0d3VVTC4yAl7pUI

http://blufiles.storage.live.com/y1plIht9P9M1n-vAaV4Gfa1Pyg5FJQzxOeq4sYmX0AW2nKPKW9s-Xur5jT0ssLUfBfS (okay so I know this ones not a horse!)

Answer 1

Field of dreams, wake me when the grass dies

I told you grandmas teeth would fit

I hate the pupparatzzi

Oh well that's what I get ordering it from a catalog

Answer 2

for the first one maybe something like:

ah!! this is the life - grass - sun - all I need is a martini

2nd one:

You crack me up!!!!

3rd one:

Am I good enough to get on Britains next top model?

xx

Answer 3

1. ahhhhh! no flies, a warm summer evening.... heaven....

2. HEEEYYYYY homie!!! how you doin?

3. wow, if i get closer, she might take a picture of me!

4. yes, yes, i'm captain charles. yes, i'm planning on leading the next hunt!

5. "who's gonna let the dogs out? who who who who who?"

     "he can't let the dogs out! why why why why why?"

    "cuz he's in the dogs' house!" (sorta my own version of the song! lol)

6. hey, you here to buy some crack too? c'mon, show me the money baby!

7. this potato isn't hot.

8. "Frank, stop smelling my butt..."

9. "i'll stop shaking my head if you take this c**p thing off of me. but wait, i need it to stop shaking! shoot, i have another addiction... first steroids, now the nose net. what will my life lead to?"

Answer 4

aww! ok here we go... might suck im tired

1. How much longer?

2. It's been a LONG day.

(ok since the owner is in the background...)

3. I'm not done yet.. keep it coming tubby.

Answer 5

1. I'm never drinking again!

2. That vodka was a bit stronger than I thought!

3. I'm old enough to drink....honest :)

4. James, bring me my steed.

Wow..... my captions really suck. Best I could do at this late hour. I hope they at least make you chuckle :D

Answer 6

1.  ..okay,okay.  I'll play dead.  But I WON'T roll over.

2.   HEEEEEEEE  HAWWWWWWWW!!!!

3.  Dude, ya gotta any spare change? how about a snausage?

Answer 7

http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/images...

Answer 8

1.  Ahh, the good life.

2.  Is there something in my teeth?

3.  On the road again.

Answer 9

1.  Are we there yet?

2.  Don't make me laugh!

3.  Never look back

Answer 10

1-these new riding girdles are so restrictive

2-i cant wake up without my morning coffee

3-ok put down the camera nice and slow,dont make me get ruff with you

4-but you promised on this hunt i could ride the horse!

5-honey ? i think we need a bigger house !

6-come on ,throw the ball,throw the ballllllllllll

7-the vet said she needed more starch in her diet

8- a dart here will give you a little more room in the seat

9-what do you mean they dont allow horses to take belly dancing classes,i brought my veil !

Answer 11

this is what happened to steve when he forgot his oath of never placing bets on who could eat the most cheeseburgers with an american truck driver

(not trying to be offensive about americans or truck drivers but yah know there are sayings like 'eats like a truck driver')

Big brother is on far too late...YAWN... im gonna write and compla....SNORE

Answer 12

What did you put in that drink???????  Formaldehyde??  I feel like I'm preserved!!!  Where's the aspirin????

Neeeehahahahaha ha...told ya you couldn't hold your schnapps!!!!

I know those two nags aren't far from here....one's totally tanked and passed out in the pasture!!!!!  And the other dummy got picked up for public intoxication and suspicious behavior.  Sheeesh!!

Answer 13

1. Is my therapist here yet?

2. WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' CARROTS?!?!?!?! DIE!!!!!!!

3. It's BACON!

4. I liked it better when you put your saddle on me... did the pee stains come out yet?

Answer 14

Gimme another hour - it's Sunday

Grass, grass grass - and more grass. A little variety would be nice.

Camera ? Whats that - does it taste good ?

No I insist, I want the body protector too

Answer 15

1-  Ahhh..what a nice sunny day..I'll just take a little nappy with my blankie.

2- Is that wide enough Doc?  Can you see my pearly whites?  No cavaties....again!!

3-Cm'on..quit taking pictures..we're waiting for you...do I always have to come and get you?

4- Oh No!!  Not that one again!!

5-Ha !Ha!..we're all in the dog house and your not..na na na nanana!!

6- Come on dorkie..we're all waiting for you..your holding us up..we're gonna be late...the're leaving without us.

7-Okay mom...here's the potato you wanted for dinner...

8- Mmmmm-Ginger..you smell good back there..now how do I move this darn sheet out of the way?

9-Great..that keeps the flies off my nose..now what about my eyes, ears and body???

Answer 16

1.   When she comes just pretend I'm not here

2.   Oh  I'm sorry but politics are just soooo boring

3.   Don't tell him but I'm slipping back for that 1/2 beef sandwich he left on the plate

Oh great another one!

4.   Do I really have to wear this one? I feel like an egit!

*** Come on this is fun   Any more???

Ok then hehe

5.   Not satisfied with taking over our armchair he wants our dog house too   ( Man looks hunky!!)

6.   What d'u think this friend or foe you guys? -- Naah not funny enough-- 6.  What you say guys we get to chase the fox too this time?

7.   This cole rabi tastes disgusting ( Ex spelling)

8.   I'm so hungry if he poops now I could almost ......

9.   These flies taste munchy

Answer 17

1) It was only after the ponies found Bobby in this state, unable to even eat a cheeseburger, that he decided to do something about his drinking problem.

2) They just told your horse what you wanted him to do at the show :)

3) If it hadn't been a cat that was taking the picture, Benji would have still been sitting next to his owner for the photograph... Unfortunately as soon as Benji realized that Felix was the cameraman, things went downhill very quickly, what you see here is the last picture that Felix managed to take, before things went out of control :)

Had fun with them... Thanks :)