A Police officer pulled over a Haitian driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife who was barbadian and was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who was a Guyanese, saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
The Police man then gave the man his check and said I love the Caribbean accent but I can never understand a work they say. The then drove away cash in hand.
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