Question:

Caught at the races?

by  |  earlier

0 LIKES UnLike

A mans sitting reading his paper when his wife hits him across the head,he says "whats that for"? she says "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with the name Mary Ellen on it"

"As quick as a flash he says "Oh that was a horse from the races last week" which she accepts.

The next week she hits him over the head with a frying pan, he says "what the f**k was that for"? she says " your f***ing horse phoned.

 Tags:

   Report

12 ANSWERS


  1. ha  ha good one!


  2. Funny! 100!

  3. Heh...

  4. I just emailed it to my cheating, gambling ex boyfriend! Thanks!

  5. I have heard this one before. But it is still a goodie.

  6. ROTFLMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

  7. ahahahahahaha NICE

  8. lol

  9. hahaha, lol, that must b 1 smart@$$ horse XD lol

  10. omg hha..  

  11. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Thats hilarious

  12. lmao ..i like :D  
You're reading: Caught at the races?

Question Stats

Latest activity: earlier.
This question has 12 answers.

BECOME A GUIDE

Share your knowledge and help people by answering questions.