Caught masturbating by my grandmother?

Question

I was on youporn all day yesterday enjoying a full-out jack-fest

i thought i had locked my door so everything seemed ok.. it was about 3pm and she was taking a quick nap downstairs. Then while im watching this "Latina maid service' video she walks in with a plate with a club sandwich on it that she made for me because she thought i was studying!

and i had a handful of d**k! and she just looked at me and put the plate on the floor and walked off. i cleaned up and then i was gona go to her room to apologize but she was crying.. i heard her crying

now she wont leave her room and when she does she doesnt talk to me or look at me what should i do

Answer 1

I've seen that same video.  That chick was hot.

Answer 2

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Season 4 of the Office came out on dvd today.

You have to buy it, it's great! (That's what she said.)

I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.

Thumbs up if Michael made you smile

Answer 3

Tell her im confused about stuff and i dont know whats right anymore can you help me? that should work.

Answer 4

wow id wait a few days, then write

her a note saying your sorry and it was a mistake

and that you were just measuring the size because

people in the lockerroom were pickin on you. lol guys talk

about that at school all the time it seems reasonable

and that way she wont think you were ...... off.

because thats the worst thing to have your gmaw walk in on you.  

Answer 5

LOL, i'd run away for a few days with a note saying im gona chill somewhere else for a bit

Answer 6

honestly i feel bad for you and in such a situation i can give you no advice she will realize she masturbated and that all teens do if you are lucky...

sorry

Vladimir G

Answer 7

dude that sucks...

i would try to explain that it is a natural thing that teens do and i bet everyone that answered has masturbated at least once in their life

p.s. next time make sure your door is locked

p.s.s. it is illegal to watch p**n if you are under 18

Answer 8

tell her you had p***s pain

Answer 9

Give it a few days and act normal, even though she refuses to speak to you.  She will probably come around, since you are her grandson.

If she mentions it, tell her you did not mean to offend her.  Ask her if she could knock when she enters your room, since you are growing up and your body is changing.

You could point out that you could have been doing something as innocent as being nude while changing your clothes and you are sure she would not want to walk into your room while you were undressed.

Answer 10

just apologize for the unfortunate run in, tell her you'll be more discreet and then never bring it up again.

Answer 11

Dude!

I feel so bad for you! As much as it is kind of funny because it wasn't Me! Hahaha!

Don't feel guilty, dirty, or contaminated. Your just a normal young Dude, and know that!!

If you can get your courage up, just tell her that you want to talk and apologize to her that you didn't have the door locked and that you meant to keep your private things private.

Explain to her that this is what boys do as part of normal growing up and that it is healthy and normal. Tell her that you hope that she is albe to understand and get past her feelings, and that you are the same as you always were in your love for her as your grandmother.

You are just becoming a man in many ways.

This shows that you care for her, but at the same time, you are confident and secure in what you are doing, so there is no point in her trying to lay guilt or shame on you! She might just need that confidence and it could come from you to her.

I have no idea what her generation was like, or how much they understood or did? Hahaha! When I think of my Grandmother, I can't even go there!

Not to worry Man...It's all going to work out and be good again. As much as she might not understand young Dudes, that's just real life, and your s*x life still needs to go on healthy.

Your just so ruined for club sandwiches for the rest of your life Man! Hahahaha!  Shove all of your shock and imbarrassment on the sadwiches, and not on your s*x! Hahaha!  Even though you were already busy with a meat in fingers sandwich! Hahaha!

I seen some amazing excuses here and awesome advice on how to wagle out of this one! Hahahaha!  love the one about measuring and being picked on in the Locker room! Hahahaha!  SWEET!....little lies that is!! Hahaha!  

Just trying to give you the funny side and lighten you up! Hahaha!

You must have really felt bummed out Dude, and like a real LOGHEAD  .. too bad it happened to you!

Hoping the best for you Man

Me! :- )

Answer 12

She had s*x to have you right??

she's no saint.

Answer 13

DUDE GET A GRIP!! oh you did that already lol!! nah man its a natural thing to do, she will get over it unless she is in love with god then she thinks you sinned. so maybe repent? just chill it will pass im sure

Answer 14

Ok, heres the plan: tell your grandma that you had a rash on your p***s and you were just soothing it to bring down the rash with your aloe lotion. It will work out perfectly. Forget everyone elses' negative advices. Your grandma will understand and will probably buy you ointment.

Answer 15

Say u were checking for balls for cancer and wanted to see what s*x was like or somthing. Or stay out of her way

Answer 16

tell your grandma this is what separates the men from the homos and that you need sexual release or you might grow up being a murderer because you grew up depressed never experiencing the good old feeling to busting a nut when you had nothing good to do

Answer 17

My friend got caught too by his grandma! He also tried talking to her about it but she didn't want to listen so he decided to never talk about it with her again and overtime he did things for her and tried to take her mind off what he did and next thing you know they talk and everything now and this happened around end of July. Also my friend got a girl friend right after the incident and he always brought her to the house so maybe try getting a girl friend? You got caught their really isn't anything you can do but go on with your life and hope she forgets.  

Answer 18

I would'nt say anything just go about your bisiness i'm sure Grand Maw had her masterbation days to unless she's a saint.

Answer 19

You were watching it ALL DAY ??

You must be a very sad and lonely boy !!!