Celebrity Deathmatch part 4. Who would win?

Question

Flavor Flav vs Lil' Jon

U2 vs Coldplay

Lindsay Lohan vs Paris Hilton vs Amy Winehouse vs Mary-Kate Olsen

Hilary Duff vs Hayden Paniettiere

Joy Bahar vs Barbara Walters

Jessica Alba vs Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Answer 1

Ok Ok

Flavor Flav is disqualified after using his ridiculous clock necklace as a weapon. Lil Jon goes for his finisher from the top simply called

"The WHAAAAAAT?" but  that one chick from rocky 4 that flav is with interferes. Just as flav winds up, the ref catches him. Yeeeaah Boooyee!

U2 Vs coldplay- sorry, this is the one I went out and bought hotdogs and souveniers. The thought of it alone makes my ears bleed.

Lindsay vs Paris vs Amy vs Mary-kate

Mary Kate wins by disqualification seeing as she was the only one sober enough to find the Arena.

Hillary vs Hayden- This one is a draw when they decide that neither will win so they start dancing together(yes provocatively) the real winner- The males in the crowd

Joy vs Barbara- Barbara gets the roll up with interference from Hugh Downs...the match lasts for 3 hours and instead of an entrance like where shes from and all that....she Asks Lillian Garcia her life story.

Jessica Vs Sarah...Well they start off in school girl uniforms and.....you know what, you probably don't want to know how this one ends up in my mind.......Ill just say this...I was special guest ref......

Candle- Hayden Pantierre is that super hot cheerleader chick from "Heroes".....Definately a good reason to watch the show

Answer 2

Lil Jon takes this hoagie out!

Coldplay Wishes they were HALF the hoagies U2 are!

Winehouse is a mean butt hoagie and takes these hoagies out!

Hayden is the hoagie winner here!

Babwa is a tougher hoagie.

JESSICA is THE hoagie!

5 hoagies out of 5!

Answer 3

FLAVOR FLAV

U2

LINDSAY LOHAN

HAYDEN PANIETTIERE

BARBARA WALTERS

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

Answer 4

Lil' Jon

U2

Lohan

Duff

Walters

Jessica Alba

Christina Aguilera vs Britney Spears,who would win?

Answer 5

Flavor Flav with a s***k STD/Viking Horn's combo to the testicles of Lil' John.  YEAH!

Coldplay, and afterwards, they'd urinate on Bono and make him all yellow.

Amy Winehouse.  She'd out-bender Lohan and snap both of the anorexics over her knee right before being sent back to rehab.

I have no idea who the second person is, but Hillary Duff has a huge mouth.  She'd probably just bite their head off.

Barbara Walters.  The nuclear holocaust would happen mid-match, and Watlers would survive.

Michelle Gellar would win.  Just as Alba started to get the upper hand, Gellar would act like she was hurt, then roundhouse kick Alba in the face.  Alba would try to act, but fail miserably just in time for Sarah to stake her.