Cena rant of the ages inside!?

Question

I mean come on, you have to be retarded if you actually think he's a good wrestler. He seriously can't have more than 10 moves and his finishers. The FU, a normal scoop slam or suplex has more impact than it, the STFU is just a crappy version of a STF, and the 5 knuckle shuffle, his fist is like a inch away from their face, I know he ain't really gonna hit 'em, but he could make that move look so much better. And some how is crappy wrestling skills always put him in the main events, he's a lot like Hogan, Hogan didn't have a lot of moves, h**l maybe even fewer than Cena, but at least he could tell a story, he could get the crowd on their feet. Cena on the other hand can't do that, atleast he doesn't do it for me. I will admit he has decent mic skills, but now days he just says the same shet over and over again, his gimmick is just getting stale, I would like to see a heel turn and him pick up more moves and I might like again. Y'all remember when he first became the rapper? He originally a heel, but the crowd wound up liking him so much that he was forced to turn face, I'm not saying Cena should go back to a rapper, but he definintley needs to try something new.

Answer 1

Just like Hogan, he's surprisingly MUCH better as a heel. In that sense, you can at least write off his lack of talent as being because he "sucks," which is how you feel about a heel anyway.

I stopped watching wrestling since I was 16, 8 years ago, but once in a while I flip it on. Cena now is a worse wrestler than the Warrior, but at least the Warrior made people want to watch. I couldn't believe when I watched an old video of Cena as a heel, he was a genuinely hateable character, which would have made him, ironically, likeable (I tend to like either heels or faces only depending on if they are good at what they do).

As a face, he's dull. Worse, he looks way better selling opponents moves than performing them himself... He should be a Jobber to the stars.

Answer 2

what is the point..of just hating a man..its entertainment..just watch..dont make stupid yahho accounts hating..calm down..this will not help anything

Answer 3

good rant  dont know your question but good rant

Answer 4

The amount of moves you know means little. You can know all the holds in the world and still be a terrible wrestler.

Hogan pretty much had zero idea to tell a story, his matches were tons worse than a Cena match. Even when less limited in Japan, Hogan's bouts were worse than Cena. Sure, Hogan could work a crowd, but that's really about it. Cena's better at telling a story than Hogan is, and he's almost as good at crowd work. Have you see the crowd at a Cena match? Whether they hate him or not, it's the most reactive crowd of the night because Cena's working them well.

I would like to see a heel turn, but definitely not as the rapper.

Answer 5

he's the best..................!

Answer 6

like i have always said : he sucks in the ring and on the mic. his ONLY fans are little kids. i bet you erbody who says he's a good wrestler are little kids.

Answer 7

Maybe he can retire and move in with Hogan since hes getting divorced ..

Answer 8

The fact that you just spent all that time writing this "rant for the ages" shows that you actually do have an interest in Cena, if you didn't you'd realize that taking the time to come up with so much c**p about him and then writing it all down makes you look like a complete fool who is actually a Cena fan but just trying to hide it so the other kids, i mean answers won't make fun of you.

You all can thumbs down me all you want but I'm a Cena fan and d**n proud of it.

Answer 9

Agree Agree Agree Agree Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee