So I was on a camp site with my mum in france, when i decided to reverse my car out from the space next to my caravan. there was a car next to me and an old lady got out and started shouting at me, that i was too close to her car, i said there was loads of room, and what was the problem, i tried to calm her down but she became more aggresive so I said in French: Parle vous Francais?, oui she said, en coule vous i shouted back. Then I said to her in spanish: Hablo espanol? si, she said, Pendeco, Gabron, Putre Madre! I replied, then I said, do you speak English? yes she said, F*** off i shouted. by this time she had had enough and started to chase me with a big knife, then some of her friends started chasing me, All of a sudden I was in Cairo, Egypt, and not only were the old french ladies chasing me, but loads of Egyptian buildings like the sphinx, the pyramids, the egyptian museum, an assortment of mosques and markets and a few sky scrapers and hotels. They were making ground and were just about to catch me when Michael Palin turned up on a motor bike with a camera man, and said: ' don't worry, we have it all on film, get on. I got on his bike and he said: ' you've failed again!, why can't you do anything right? then all of a sudden we were ridnig up a mountain in the Nepali Himalayas, then I woke up............. what does this mean? seems complicated to me.
nb. if you dont speak spanish or french, it was pretty insulting.
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