Chat Up Lines. Can You Be Of Any Help?

Question

Friend is looking for good chat up lines, or a really good website on the topic.

It's quite a while since I was involved in chatting up so I don't think that I can be of much help.

Can you?

Answer 1

I've lost my virginity, can i have yours?

So what was the question?

Answer 2

How about:

"Does this rag smell of Chloroform to you?"

Answer 3

You must be a spanner cos every time i see you my nuts tighten!

Or can i have a map cos i keep getting lsot in your eyes?

Or i collect stamps. LOL! That it so random!

I know most girls find it desperate if a guy uses a chat up line on you but I'm a perfectly normal,fairly attractive girl and I'd find it hilarious. It shows they have a sense of humour and aren't just the serious boring type!  

Answer 4

If you were a burger at Mcdonalds, you'd be Mcgorgeous.

LOL

Answer 5

u mean pick up lines, and yea ill give u my signature one, u walk up to a girl in a bar and u say 'i own this bar.. actually i own coke' and from there u dont need to do anything because u have already scored. feel free to use that one

Answer 6

chat up lines are so cheesy trust me they will make u look desperate  

Answer 7

Dont use chat up lines!

Tell your friend to be himself, females dont really go for chat up lines.

Answer 8

Forget chat up lines they are not what women want to hear. Just be normal and if the chance comes just be polite and a compliment wont go amiss.

Answer 9

Don't use them would be my advise. They usually sound really corny makes a better impression if he starts with casual conversation, offer a drink.

Answer 10

Pull a walkie-talkie, a badge, handcuffs and a gun. Arrest her!  Read her her rights, walk her out of there protesting!  You will make a good impression!

Answer 11

There is a party in your mouth! and i'm cumming!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? coz i can see myself in your knickers!

Answer 12

"My aunt recently died and left me 20 million dollars on the condition that I find a wife by Friday. Can I buy you a drink?"

Answer 13

I wouldnt consider using those. Most females find it tacky. Good for laffing at but not using in real life. The best one is 'hi,..'

Answer 14

Chat up lines are cheesy.

Answer 15

Man - 'Can I smell your p**sy?'

Woman - NO!!!

Man - 'It must be your feet then'  

Answer 16

Are you retarded? Coz you sure look special to me!

What roots and winks like a tiger?? (then you wink)

Are you a tree?......Well how about a root?

I know you prbably won't use these, but i think they are funny as!!