Chav......?

Question

i want to become a chav but im not popular at my school - what shuld i do? :(

please reply quick

Answer 1

u want to become a chav? are u crazy?

my top ten tips:

loose all ur fashion sense

get pissed at parks

don't wash ur hair

do badly in school

bully sweet girls that are prettier than u

get a boyfriend

loose ur virginity in a bus shelter

get pregerz

name the kid after the bus shelter

smoke urself to death

if that doesn't help go on youtube, they hav quick vid's which show u how 2 become a chav.

Answer 2

if you wunna become a chav, do it, but do  it inconspiceously AND subtley,

don't just turn up out of the blue as a chav, do it gradually so no one will be like "BLAH!"

do it so you don't draw alot of attention =]

Answer 3

if you want to be a chav buy Big gold hoop earrings, pull your hair back in a pony soo tightly that you have the croydon facelift effect . wear White reebok tranier and grey joggers and a burbery top with a hat to match! LOL become preggez and find a grotty council estate to live in

funny joke

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav