Cheesiest Unique pick-up line you know?

Question

What's the cheesiest and most unique pick-up line you've tried on a lady? Or ladies, had tried on you.

Answer 1

some guy said to me:

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

i really hate that line

Answer 2

You are my favorite asian.

me = your girlfriend's asian o.0

Answer 3

DO you wanna see a foot with no toes.

Answer 4

you look like a girl who would like to dance with me. (slapped him)

Answer 5

you have beautiful eyes...

everyone knows it!! soooooooo old!

Answer 6

it was in my chemistry class:

"can i have yur phone number, so tht i can call yu whenever i need help wit the homework?"

i couldnt be mean so i gave it to him

"so, when can i call yu?"

".........whenever yu need help wit the homework........."

Answer 7

Hey baby, you are on my bucket list

and I dont feel so good

I am married and would never dare try this line, I seriously doubt any woman in the world would be able to resist.

Answer 8

This guy at an airport once said to me:

"You're just like Campbell's soup: Mm-mm good!"

Lol!

Answer 9

Hey, wanna f***? (It actually worked, that's the funny part)

Answer 10

"Have you ever made love in nylon sheets? It's electric

With your looks and my brains we'd make beautiful babies. If it's the other way round though, we'll be in trouble

If you haven't had $ex on the back seat of a Ford Cortina, overlooking the quarry, on a moonlit night when the heater's working in the car, then you haven't lived. I've got a Chris De Burgh tape if that helps.

Is your husband still on nights

Answer 11

This guy said

"Dont let your future walk away from you"

Then he walked away

lol

Answer 12

those legs look like they lead straight to heaven

Answer 13

Hey, sorry for staring, I had to do a double take.... you wouldn't beleive how much you remind me of this girl I dated in the future.

Roses are red, violets are blue...lets go back to my place and get naked.

Answer 14

Hey, is your father a thief? Cause it looks like he stole all the stars from the sky and put it in your eyes. God, when he tried it on me I almost burst out laughing.

Answer 15

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense s*x life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow s*x life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.  

Answer 16

Tried on me:

Do you want to see something swell?

Answer 17

someone told me this one, ''I got you over here with one finger, imagine what i could do with all five."

Answer 18

Can i have your number, i accidently lost mine!!!!

And what you say back is......

Sorry i already gave it to someone so once they give it back, its all urs!!!