Cheesy love letter?

Question

I need to write a love letter, and Im trying to make it funny, and about food, eating, and things like that. Lmao.

So far, I got...

"You are the Quaker's Oatmeal I eat for breakfast; Improving my heart's health with each hearty bowl"

and

"Unlike the milk in my fridge, your beauty has no expiration date and will never perish"

Any other good ones you can come up with?

Answer 1

try when were together u protect me like <3 musketeers> ur love is worth more than <100 grand> and every time u plant a kiss i get a <bit-o-honey> lol jus thinkin of some cand names

Answer 2

Thats very clever lol but I think you should move on from breakfast maybe, "You are the sausage to my two eggs XD That came out really dirty

Answer 3

You are the butter on my bread, making life so much better.

Yum. I think I smell toast coming from my kitchen! *runs down to check out what mom is doing*

Answer 4

you are what you eat so obviously you ate a godess

Answer 5

I love your creativity. and as you are doing I'll leave it up to you. good luck.