Chelsea FC sign Tinky Winky (Tellytuby) from BBC
Barclays Premier League outfit, Chelsea FC have pulled out a master transfer coup by signing the famous BBC Tellytuby, ‘Tinky Winky’. It was reported earlier that BBC had filed a report with the London Police when Tinky Winky was found missing from the ‘Tellytubbies’
show set. BBC had given the four Tellytubbies (Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, and Tinky Winky) milk bottles and put them to sleep.
Arsene Wenger, the man responsible for baby-sitting the TellyTubbies, was busy reading a book titled ‘Sterilizing your baby’s milk bottles’ and the naughty Tinky slipped away. It has been reported that Tinky Winky had left a replica doll in his bed to fool
Arsene. Much to the fury of the Gunners’ manager, the doll pointed at Wenger and started shouting, “f****t f****t f****t f****t f****t f****t”, upon Arsene’s touch. On further inspection, though, it was revealed that poor Tinky was just saying “fatty fatty”.
Chelsea have revealed on their official website that the Television character is in fact a wonder kid, who not so long ago was playing for League Two soccer club Northampton Town. Michael Gyasi is just 11 years old and already tipped for stardom. Just how
Michael managed to hide his potential from Arsene is any one’s guess. Wenger has been devastated to find the truth. His agent has talked to the press recently.
“Mr. Wenger is deeply upset upon his failure to realise Tinky Winky’s potential. All he will say is ‘I have failed him’ and would start sucking on his thumb. I have put him to sleep and his Nanny is taking good care of him”
Northampton youth academy boss Trevor Gould said, “Financially the deal is good for us, and the money we will receive will aid our youth development. We might even get some candies and lollypops for Michael Gyasi. Guchi muchi. Awww that kid is adorable”
'While we obviously want to produce and keep our best players, when a Premier League club like Chelsea come knocking, as long as the deal is right for the club, we will never stand in a Tellytuby errrrr boy’s way. I hear they have already painted Michael’s
room walls light purple, and they also have those glowing stars on the walls'
“Not only is this is a superb opportunity for Tinky Winky, but it reinforces the quality of player we are bringing both into the club and through our centre of excellence”
Carlo Ancelotti was unavailable for comments but it was revealed that many http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Chelsea-c38786 followers have given up their season tickets. A bunch of South Londoners saw Ancelotti in Bakers Street. The mob starting shouting “YOU TOOO” – clearly angered at Ancelotti
following Wenger’s ‘get them young’ philosophy – and began chasing the Chelsea manager.
Ancelotti was forced to take refuge inside an Abaya shop. The sales lady dressed Carlo in an Abaya and covered his face with a veil. Only then was Chelsea manager able to get back to the safety of the club headquarters.
Michael is being kept away from media pressure but one could hear “twinkle twinkle little star” through his bedroom walls deep into the night.
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