Chess pieces, if McCain is a pawn, what are the rest?

Question

Using chess pieces as the Republican party and McCain is one pawn, name at least one of the other 7 pawns or all pieces, the King, Queen, rook, bishop and/or knight. Each piece could be a corporation or group. Answers should be self explanatory but not necessary.

Answer 1

The only pawns I know of will be the American people if Barack Obama gets elected!  Go McCain 2008!

Answer 2

Oil is still  king, Budweiser is a rook. James Dobson and other agents of intolerance are bishops, and closeted g*y Republicans such as Lindsay Graham are the queens.

Answer 3

Illuminati. They're HIDDEN, ********.

Answer 4

Hussein is a checker.

Answer 5

I thought McCain was a prawn!!!

Answer 6

If McCain's a pawn then he's on the seventh row.

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