Chi/Qi gong/internal art/Ninjitsu scientology related question...

Question

Dear experienced practioners of intense internal arts, proficient in Chi manipulation, I need your help.

I am not asking for a killing pressure point, or how to hurt someone, but a simple healing point I can press to relieve this awfullness.

Let me explain, I normally adhere to a pretty strict diet, however I am on a break from said diet. Just 10 minutes ago, in what I can only describe as truly bad judgement, I had a large cupful of banana pudding, it was delicious. However, I made a poor choice by then following up the banana pudding, with a bag of M&Ms.

I need to know what pressure point, meditation technique, or internal technique I can use to get rid of this OD on sugar I have just caused myself.

Aside from worrying about the diabetic coma, there is also this crazy uncomfortable sweetness in the back of my throat... I need your help on relieving this abdominal pressure, and horrendous sickness my poor lack of judgement has put upon me...

Arigatou, Namaste, As Salaam alaikum, Zenu be with you, Xièxie

Answer 1

Hmm....there isn't a pressure point that stops you from eating too much sugar.... this is a psychological problem, not a physical or Qi problem, most of the time, this could be a simple natural reaction, you could try simple meditation like many of the answers, or you could try some balancing exercises, such as 13 naughty boys Qigong, I believe you can find some posteurs for it on the internet, they help to take your mind off of the throat. The best solution for this, however, would probably be green tea, or, actually, any type of hot tea.

Answer 2

Just meditate on : who would win in a fight between Mario Bros. and Sonic the hedgehog?

When you find the answer, you'd reach a new level that supersedes that of a human being, thus becoming superhuman.

The new superhuman ability will enable you not only prevent sugar OD, but to knock people out without touching them.

Once you are able to perform great feats of strength, post them in the form of a question in 50 different categories asking for opinions/help.

Good luck my young padawan apprentice!  

Answer 3

I am a little suprised by this question, but even more suprised by all the incorrect answers.

Judo  - I am sure you know the only cure for your o.d. is to purchase a reverse blade sword.  After that purchase you will be able to focus your chakra into the multi shadow clone jutsu.  That will take your mind off your belly ache.

Then you can use your newly gained knowlege to go super sayian level 4 and pull the ultimate Ka ma ha ma ha.

After of course you figure out your intro music and nick name

Answer 4

The other answers might work, but mine is garunteed, howeevr it is a long process. first you need to study 8 different styles, and make sure they are all the best, and you have to include ninjitsu. then go through a very dubious organization to get your style recognized. Then form your own fighting team, and train in some tactical MMA, not to be confused with the inferior MMA's.

After you have come on here and bragged about all of the syles you take, and answered some questions about style and what is the best, but none of any substance, go to the police station in Florida and register your hands as lethal weapons. It's the law you know.

Next you have to get a form fitting black suit with spikes on it, so that when people punch you it will put holes in their fists. Make sure that you keep training on the diamond push up's and make sure to ask what we all think.

In the short term you can order this really neat system fo enhancing your chi, just e-mail me and I will give you the info, because I don't want to get a terms of service violation for trying to sell it on here.

Answer 5

Um, sure.... Stick your finger on the back of your tounge, and slowly rotate in a clockwise manner. Get over a toilet quick because you'll spew any thing you ate.

Next get into your car, drive to the closest hospital, and check yourself in the psycology ward and stay there until you have no more urgues to study, hang around, listen to, give money to any scientology group!!!!  Your sick and need help, get help now before it's too late!!!

Answer 6

Use your crazy chi power to set your yellowpages, your computer and phone on fire. This way, you will never know what martial arts schools are in your area.

Then, make sure you study the deadly art of what-demo-song-should-i-use-kown-do - this is really great for self defense I hear. Its where you carry a boom box and play songs while you are fighting for your life.

After this, ask yourself what kind of martial arts jason bourne does in the movies. If you can answer this, you are ready to be a true master.

Answer 7

aah, i used to OD on sugar all the time. don't worry there are alot of things you can do. first you should drink some ginger-ale to get rid of that awful taste. afterward you should try some taichi and/or visualization techs. i wouldn't be suprised if a slight qi touch to the solar plexus worked. also,check out g-jo just type it in in google. you can get full tai chi forms at taiji.de

Answer 8

Ok, I can help you. There is no healing pressure point, only super deadly ones. To learn them go to www.superdeadlypressurepointsforcouchshi...

First, you need a proper ninja suit (black pyjamas will do). You'll have to order size 18 tabi. Then you'll need a ninja mask, obviously, because no one can do martial arts without one. IT'S THE LAW!!! If you can't afford one, just cut a hole in a sock and stick it over your head. Once you're kitted out with pjs, clown tabi and face-sock, you're all set. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, you need a reverse bladed katana, and it has to be gold because that proves how good you are.

Then (still dressed like a ninja) you have to get a person who weighs 120lbs to stand on your back next to a wall for support.You have to do 5000 diamond push-ups, wait 30 seconds, then do 100000000000 normal push-ups. Then you need to post it on Y!A under 3 million different identities and all of the categories and desperately seek approval. With any luck, the men in white coats will take you away and put you in a padded cell, where you'll never be allowed to eat M&Ms or banana pudding again. Problem solved.

But this is the martial arts section, and you haven't asked how to become the Supreme Ultimate God of Street Fighting, silly. If you want to know, e-mail me and we can arrange paypal details. Because of the sensitive nature of this info, I'm entitled to reposess your house if you don't make the reasonable monthly payments of $5700. Seriously . . . . . . I'll send round Kimbo Slice to take your house if you dont' pay up.

Answer 9

Judomofo, I'll be glad to help, as I have experienced similar lapses in judgment.  

What you need to do is get a partner, try for someone that is about 120lbs or 60kg.

Then, have your partner stand on your back and do 60 diamond pushups.

Important!  Only rest 30-60 seconds and then do another 60 diamond push ups.  

Follow this up by practicing Krav Maga with Fedor and Kimbo, and then do a kata with bladed nunchakus.  The kata must included that thing where you lie on your back and then roll back and flip up on to your feet and also a one handed back spring.

From this point, forget about Judo and figure out which style is best for you personally.

Oh forget it, you are too old to start martial arts!

ROFLMAO @ Anti Thesis and ArchAngl.  (Bourne and Size 18 Tabi)

James