Chic-fil-a changing to Jewish Management?

Question

My friend Sol was telling me that he was talking to his uncle at his nephew's bar mitzvah and he told him that chic-fil-a was just purchased by a jewish establishment that he was unwilling to name. He said that they are going to start opening on sundays and offering a full line of jewish foods such as fettuccini alfredo and lasagna. I'm not jewish myself, (although i have been known to spin a dradle or two in my time) but i think this is rather strange because chic-fi-a has always been a buddhist based establishment. Has anyone else heard about this?

Answer 1

I heard the same thing.  But you, sir, are confused on a number of points.

First of all Chick-Fil-A is privately owned by a knavish person who goes by the name Cathy.  She uses her uber-chain of restaurants to spread Christianity among young fast food workers.

Secondly,  Chick-Fil-A will not be serving lasagna, instead it will be fried pig's feet (a stipulation of the sale created by Cathy herself).

I heard this from a somewhat reliable Christian source.

Answer 2

wtf?  Two points...since when is Chic-fil-a buddhist?  Its Christian.  Secondly I was completely unaware that ITALIAN food like lasagna and fettucine had anything to do with Judaism....

and we wonder how rumors get started...

Answer 3

no. I thought chick fila was a christian establishment. Because

they always play christian music.

Answer 4

No, guys he's right.  I'm a psychic so I should know.  They will be opening for a full 24 hours on Sundays and they've named the special day Shalom Sundays.  Its going to be the busiest day of the week, but nobody knows it yet...except for me.