Chick magnet?

Question

is my bike a chick magnet? i know younger gals who are in their early 80s wont even look my way when i ride by. would louder pipes help? i already have all the leather i need, but you never visit me when you come to the Keys.

Answer 1

Can't hurt.  I'm 55 and have ridden several 20-somethings in the past few weeks.  Usually goes like this:

20-S:  Oh, PLEASE, give me a ride!!

Me:  No butt, no putt.

20-S:  OKAY!

If you need guidance from that point, maybe some Viagra is more to your needs.

Answer 2

i think it's time to trade in the bike for a nursing home bed

Answer 3

Hmm..well personally I like a man on a Vespa. Now that is just smokin' hot. Put on some azzless chaps and I melt completely! Vavavoom!

Answer 4

Get the chaps that show your cheeks - you'll get  women 70-90's easily.

Answer 5

you're the chick magnet

Answer 6

this is how you make your bike a chick magnet, set up camp by the beach in the keys, put you Viagra bottle on the seat, two condoms one on each side of the handle bars dangling like leather fringes, take out your teeth and l**k your eye brows as the girls walk by, it would surely be a magnet of some sort. 50 and above just won't be able to refuse you.

Answer 7

If its j*p.... NO

Answer 8

Woman in their 80's are stuck up snobs! You need the loud pipes to attract the s**y 70's;)

If I ever make it that far I will come and visit ya! We could really make the people in your community talk then!

Answer 9

It may not be that they don't like you or your bike, but rather they can't see or hear well enough to know if you're on a Harley or a Vespa.

Answer 10

Chick Magnet - You have the wrong idea about bikes.  adjust your attitude to "I the baddest biker in the Keys", and you will get all the 80's and maybe some of the ones in the 70's will look your way.

Of course you have some tat's - that always helps.

Answer 11

sounds like it may be more of a turkey magnet.

Answer 12

Wear full leathers and helmet and cruise around on a literbike, when you take the helmet off you might scare laides away though..

Answer 13

There's nothing worse than an old broad playing hard to get!Clip them with your fairing when you ride by then stop and help them up.It's a great way to start up a conversation.If you could manage to run over their walker then they will need a ride.Once you get them on the back of the bike your in business!