Chicken Tika Or The Queen ???

Question

I was reading the newspaper and read there was a poll saying that the biggest cause of friction between the country's of the UK was the the royal family and that we would all prefer a national symbol that represents all of the nations equally.

So I was wondering if people of the UK would prefer somthing like our national dish of Chicken Tika Masala (Or any other inspired Ideas) to the Royal family.

Answer 1

As Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are heavily subsidised by England I suggest they should accept our Monarchy or become independent and pay their own bills.

If however, you insist on a change, may we have Chicken Madras as I find the Masala a little sickly?

Answer 2

LOL! Britain gets loads of income from tourists interested in the Royal family though.  And I'm pretty sure Fish n Chips is our national dish in the UK, not Chicken Tikka Masala.

Answer 3

I think Chicken Tika would do an amazing job as a monarchy.

It would do a much better job representing the nations then the present one.

Answer 4

Chicken Tikka Massala because if it came the crunch it would help me live, but at the moment I help the Queen live!

Answer 5

carve up the queen and we can have Lizzy Tikka.

might be a bit old and chewy, but hey, so is a lot of what they serve up on Brick Lane.

Lizzy Tikka - best of both worlds.